bumper sticker

A small free speech zone that can be placed on the back of a car. All varieties of crude and rude attitudes can be displayed on a bumper sticker. While some supposed funny quotes are placed on some, most immediately lose their hilarity due to repeated use.

Bumper Stickers can also be used to attempt to change tailgaters opinions.

I sure hope my Jesus loves you bumper sticker converts that guy in the volvo!

by 6:47 AM December 28, 2005

Sticker Shock

The feeling people get when the realize the true price of an item that they initially thought was a bargain or at least a good buy. Often leads to buyers remorse.

Many Obama voters are feeling a sense sticker shock now that they are faced with the true cost of his programs and agenda.

by lbsrfr September 14, 2009

keep the stickers

Go fuck yourself.

Usually said when something goes awry.

This is the last time we will ever meet, bitch. Keep the stickers.

by anonymous March 2, 2005

Sticker Scolding

when your frustrated bestie sends Google Hangouts sticker with a clock

Emmet and Salvador were chatting via Hangouts and Sal got a work call; after waiting a few minutes Emmet became impatient and sent a Purple Cat sticker holding a clock. When Sal hung up he saw the sticker and replied "oh I KNOW you didn't just engage in Sticker Scolding, bitch."

by Uncle Joosie August 14, 2020

sticker [boogers]

The gummy residue left on CD cases, etc. when a pricing sticker, etc. is removed from said CD case. Sticker boogers present themselves when the residue is attempted to be further removed via a hard push with a finger or thumb; therefore balling the residue into a sticker booger

After trying to remove the stickers from his new CD he ended up with a bunch of sticker boogers instead of the pristine CD case he'd hoped for.

by Kevin R.-Charlotte/Fort Mill October 16, 2008

Sticker Clause

When a sticker is placed on ANY part of an iPod touch, weither it be cool, non-cool, limited edition, or always available, the price of said iPod touch is reduced to 20 dollars.

Jenny put a Zumiez sticker on her iPod touch, so she cant charge me more than 20 dollars due to the sticker clause.

by Apple Inc. September 14, 2009

Shit sticker

After whiping your ass after a massive shit, you throw the shit stained toilet paper straight up, hitting the ceiling. It will cling to the ceiling for a while depending on the binding power of your poo. You can also toss make shit stickers on the stall wall as well.

I went in to use the bathroom at the truck stop, and a shit sticker fell on my head!

by C. Feldman December 31, 2010