Skippy Johnson

When you rip out a girl's molars with a pair of pliers, then give her an orgasm by sticking a cow's heart up her ass.

Even though she was only on her 3rd date with Derek, Kelly knew by the needle nose pliers and miscellaneous cow parts strewn across his apartment that she was in for a Skippy Johnson as soon as she finished her Long Island Iced Tea.

by Rubba Slim December 14, 2008

Skippy Syndrome

An awkward person who'll forever be a virgin. Can't talk to those they find attractive without coming off awkwardly aggressive/not aggressive enough. (Some people with Skippy syndrome may take pride in their forever virgin self)

Sam: Hey man, what's up Devon? Why is he talking to her like that?
Steve: Oh, idk fam. I think he has Skippy Syndrome.

Sam: Ohhhh makes sense

by XyraJX November 2, 2017

Chunk A Skippy

To engage in defecation. To toss a few turd stones into the old crapper.

Frank: "Christ Man! I'm feelin' it, I'm outta here man, gotta chunk a skippy!"
Jim: "Fuck thats sick!"

by Vince P April 10, 2008

skippy whippy

fun and exciting

The new amusment park is a real skippy whippy

by JJCVIP March 21, 2019

Dern Skippy

To be completely positive on what you are saying or doing.

Dern skippy!

by joeluvsme2 December 15, 2010

skippy

Any worksheet, assignment, overhead, diagram, or visual that you have to do/look at/take notes on in Mr. Kamara's class.

"okay keeds... doo dis skippy"

"for homework, do this skippy"

"look at da skippy on da board"

by MrLynch January 18, 2004

damn skippy

-a term for "hell yes", "heck yes", "hellz yea", "psch yeah", "damn straight", and other terms alike.
-rarely but sometimes used in expression of happiness, disappointement, or frustration.
mostly used by scene boys and girls.

1-
alexavogue: do you have the danimals jackie?
rawr, itz jxckie: damn skippy i have them!

2-
alexavogue: is there anymore vodka under the sink?
rawr, its jxckie: no!
alexavoue: damn skippy!!

by hooy June 21, 2008