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guardian reader

A person who reads a statement in the morning and preaches by the afternoon
Luke Skywalker knows nothing of the force in the morning, meets Obi Wan, learns a bit about the force. Thinks he's a jedi by tea time. Such a guardian reader!
by Gavgav86 September 11, 2020
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Dark Reader

An extensions for pussies who cannot even glance at a light surface.
"Ayo you should get dark reader man."
"Nah I'm not fucking light sensitive like yo stupid dog ass."
by WitheredRevelation January 31, 2021
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Wiki Reader

A person who read the summary of a story on a wiki and pretend like they know what they're talking about, often talking over people who actually know and experienced the story.
Fan: "If saving you is a sin, I'll gladly become a sinner"
Wiki reader: "yall saw the word sinner and decided that a quote with a very obvious allegory to how being queer is treated as a sin EVEN NOW IN THE BIG 2025 can be used for a straight ship. then deny that kiamei are lesbians. okay. whatever."
by PomuHub October 23, 2025
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fun reader

a reader who enjy reading books and can be consider as nerd
my friend is a fun reader
jassy like to be a fun reader
by hans is mine July 24, 2021
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Terms of Service reader

An insane person (me)
1: I am a Terms of Service reader!
2: Bro what is wrong with you
1: Many things
by Potato the Programmer August 28, 2023
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reader#6666

a homosexual who is called "eli", loves gentaro yumeno and his hands.
"bro eli shut up"
"OH MY GOD GENTAROS HANDS"-eli
a reader#6666 in their natural habitat
by elisssss May 3, 2022
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Musical reader

A person who listens to music while reading.
Person1: "You're listening to music while reading a book? Doesn't that make it hard to concentrate?"
Person2: "Nah, I'm a Musical reader."
by Enochlophobia November 16, 2017
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