warm popsicle

A dick in your mouth.

Multiple ways of use. Ie: If your girl doesn't like sucking dick tell the bitch to imagine a warm popsicle and love it.
Hey mom! I was going to town on Billy's warm popsicle the other day and it seemed rather small. Anything you can do to help me out with that?
by Adam October 29, 2004
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dirty popsicle

when a man inserts his penis into his sexual partners anus and then pulls out and has feces (shit) on his penis, and then receives part of a blow job from a second sexual partner before re-inserting his penis into the first ones anus and repeating aforementioned actions
friend 1:dude last night i walked in on my room mate getting it on with two chicks
friend 2: damn he's good
friend 1: naw dude he gave her a dirty popsicle, it was nasty
friend 2: damn thats fucking gross
by NAMtheMANwithNOplan October 03, 2010
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nigger popsicle

When it's too cold outside to steal
Man, It's nigger popsicle outside
by FranticIce January 17, 2007
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Mexican popsicle

When you ensert 1/3 cup of any multi-purpose glue into your asshole. Steadly insert a popsicle stick into your asshole sqeeze your ass shut and hold for 25 minutes. when glue has dried ensert a butterknife into your asshole and pry the surrounding glue open until the popsicle comes out. Then enjoy.

For better results try using a popsicle stick with jokes on it
Tim: Dude my asshole hurts so bad
Casey: No shit but at least you got to enjoy that mexican popsicle
by Moldymoonpie February 18, 2010
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Sex and Popsicles

A phrase coined to express indifference to a given situation.
"Where do you want to eat?"

"I don't know... it's all sex and popsicles to me."
by Andrew Walters November 08, 2007
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Russian Popsicle

When a woman performs oral on you after you have had sex with her while she is on her period.
by RevRob81 April 23, 2008
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Ball Popsicle

A ball popsicle is when a female takes such joy in licking your testicles, they essentially emulate a popsicle.
The fine bitch made a ball popsicle out of my shit.
by Nino Bambino April 07, 2004
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