by 1000yrdstare September 19, 2019
 Get the parachutemug.
Get the parachutemug. Mostly used for small plane owners. When you have free time away from your significant other, a phrase you use to throw them off the scent while you secretly indulge in secret sexual fetishes.
by Flanny McDougansnorfer May 10, 2025
 Get the Parachute Packingmug.
Get the Parachute Packingmug. by Mickelob December 6, 2017
 Get the flaming parachutemug.
Get the flaming parachutemug. 1. A souped up version of a golden parachute; a significant monetary payout by one's employer.
2: What a golden parachute want's to be when they grow up.
2: What a golden parachute want's to be when they grow up.
Hey, did you hear what happened to Matt? He threatened to sue and was awarded 8 figures in damages. What a platinum parachute that is!
by Reverend_Dude July 4, 2025
 Get the Platinum Parachutemug.
Get the Platinum Parachutemug. Four Steps: Go to a strange place with no sleeping arrangements, find a girl, bang her, then stay at her place.
by jugghandler July 5, 2016
 Get the chicago parachutemug.
Get the chicago parachutemug. Going to a hotel without a reservation, then making friends with someone in the bar so you can sleep with them.
Staying overnight in New York City. Don't have reservations or much money, so I guess I will be hotel parachuting again.
by 2Legs July 21, 2014
 Get the Hotel Parachutingmug.
Get the Hotel Parachutingmug. A person whole flies or travels a great distance to participate in a protest that has absolutely no bearing on their lives in any fashion but they feel justified in pushing their narrative even if destructive.
Last week we had a dozen Parachute Protestors at the school board meeting. These folks do not even have children.
by GetOverItNumpty June 12, 2023
 Get the Parachute Protestormug.
Get the Parachute Protestormug.