Plum daddy

When a person achieves the act of sticking their thumb up ones anus.

I can't believe Bob stuck his thumb up her butt, he was a REAL plum daddy.

by JDAHN June 03, 2018

Cuttin' plums

Pooping

Hannah's in the bathroom cuttin' plums

by Dennis trash October 04, 2013

Fuzzy-Plums

Name for a man who has no right to be in the position he is in (oftentimes equal-to or above you), as he usually fucks up the most menial of tasks.

Guy 1: "Hey did you hear Bob got promoted again?"
Guy 2: "What?!? That Fuzzy-Plums doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground!"

by WhiteFish February 05, 2014

plum foolery

To partake in foolishness or causing mischief.

I've had just about enough of this plum foolery!

*as opposed to the more commonly used tom foolery.

by Jason Harris December 12, 2007

plum sauce

bullshit.

L: i sent nudes to him and he still didn’t respond

A: bro that’s some plum sauce

by plum.sauce.2.0 July 07, 2019

Plum Surprise

1. A non-consensual form of Plums in the oven.
2. Probably some sort of pudding.

"I was with Josh the other night, and he suddenly gave me a Plum Surprise."
"No way. What an asshole."
"That's what he said."

by Plummy Mummy July 12, 2010

bum plum

A big sore that dangles out of ones arse hole when straining to hard whilst taking a huge shit

Ouch, mum I pushed out a bum plum and its ripe for the picking

by bennygonebad October 23, 2013