Ken: "im going to go wash my beautiful face, to make it more beautiful... if that is even possible."
Ashley: "your such a Douche Nard!"
Ashley: "your such a Douche Nard!"
by Alberto Ruldolf December 4, 2009
Get the Douche Nardmug. by IT Guy SMC January 22, 2009
Get the snarf my nardsmug. The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.
Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.
by Zonal K October 10, 2019
Get the Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7mug. by mr. chilly7 June 15, 2018
Get the nard nuggetsmug. by Pillow talk February 27, 2017
Get the Nardsmug. 
A kind person that says lots of bad words but he's just playing around
He protects his friends and never gives up without putting a fight
He protects his friends and never gives up without putting a fight
Is that a Narde
by Nightime fluffy January 4, 2018
Get the nardemug.