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skipping the monkeys

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"Skipping the monkeys" is a metaphor for skipping past the boring stuff to get to the good stuff. 2001: A Space Odyssey, the film begins with an instrumental overture that lasts about 5 minutes and then there’s 15 minutes of, for lack of a better word, monkeys. I love 2001: A Space Odyssey and would never approve of fast forwarding through any part of the movie unless you’ve seen the movie many times and don’t necessarily want to sit through a slow part to get to the good stuff. -Scott Moschella
Let’s say you’re going to a concert. Who wants to sit through two lackluster opening acts to get to the headliner? I say, “Skip those monkeys!” Restless at work? Skip the monkeys and take an early lunch. Who cares how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Skip the monkeys and bite into that sucker. -Scott Moschella
by Scott Moschella May 13, 2005
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The Monkeys Fiddle

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When a girl temps a guy to get in bed.
Hey look! Jessica is doing The Monkeys Fiddle on Tom.
by TheFoxtrot117 April 16, 2009
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follow the monkeys

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Slang for smoking crack. Used for saying you smoked crack while not wanting to draw attention to yourself.
Crackhead: I was following the monkeys all night.
Crackwhore: I follow the monkeys everynight!
by dustinvk July 27, 2008
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You have been stealing my taxpayer dollars and feeding it to your filthy mentally retarded kids since I was 15 if you do not pay me and treat my illness I will start killing the and I will not stop until I am dead and then AFTER I'm dead I will CONTINUE to kill them... Because LOOK... I'm you...
Hym "You made the money by stealing from me. You are all collectivizing, lying, making shit up, and whatever the fuck you want to call this to not pay me for the thing you stole. According to the rules, I did not steal... And YOU DID."

A retard "Oh hey look the mixed ones aren't retarded like my kids... I wonder why that is?"

Hym "Incest. It's too much incest."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
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doin it for the monkeys

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Doing it all for the pussy.
by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017
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Beat by the monkeys

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To be badly beaten by hoards of individually pathetic opponents. The expression is believed to be derived from an event that occurred to a cutter who was severely injured by a hoard of angry spider monkeys. However, it's also used commonly by soldiers referring to fellow trained fighters who're defeated by civilians...
Poor Captain Jack, he was an MMA fighter but he still got beat by the monkeys when he was drunk at a grocery store and started a fight with some bagboys.
by Zed Numar July 13, 2021
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MIDI based Grindcore band composing of a group of gibbons.

Also an unsuccessful mid-90's cartoon.
"Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys sure do suck."

"Yeah."
by King Kweh September 10, 2005
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