A record or song so irritating, grating or terrible that it is nearly guaranteed to clear out any group of people from any given space.
Lamont put on Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music, the ultimate party ender, when he'd had enough of pretending he liked these people in his house.
by Andrew Mudd June 20, 2007
A person so witty, funny and sarcastic that they can end a facebook thread with a few keystrokes because the person who posted, those who have previously commented and anyone else who views the thread knows that they cannot say anything that will be funnier, wittier or more sarcastic than that said by the thread ender. And to do so would surely be comedy suicide as the thread ender would then come back with an even funnier, wittier and more sarcastic reply.
POSTER - Posts a meme of UK Prime Minster David Cameron sitting on a couch with open body language (legs open, right arm touching face and left arm stretched over couch top) with the punchline 'Feeling horny? Me too'
poster adds his own line 'New Government plans: when you try to search for porn using Google, your computer will be forced to open this in a pop up window'
like . comment . unfollow post . share
10 people like this
REPLYER 1 - Surely this is encouragement. Camerfluff?
REPLYER 2 - That
REPLYER 2 - That's really horrible and I don't want to see that sort of image on my computer.
REPLYER 3 - *set as desktop background*
REPLYER 4 - Eewww.
REPLYER 5 - Congratulations at my first LOL since 2009.
THREAD ENDER - Happy days! my usual search is 'cameron creampie cumshot'
EVERYONE ELSE - silence......
poster adds his own line 'New Government plans: when you try to search for porn using Google, your computer will be forced to open this in a pop up window'
like . comment . unfollow post . share
10 people like this
REPLYER 1 - Surely this is encouragement. Camerfluff?
REPLYER 2 - That
REPLYER 2 - That's really horrible and I don't want to see that sort of image on my computer.
REPLYER 3 - *set as desktop background*
REPLYER 4 - Eewww.
REPLYER 5 - Congratulations at my first LOL since 2009.
THREAD ENDER - Happy days! my usual search is 'cameron creampie cumshot'
EVERYONE ELSE - silence......
by macdaddie79 July 23, 2013
ender buddy is your bestfriend. my bestfriend is jasmine! we do everything together. from playing roblox, texting all day, or just playing minecraft in endertopia. an ender buddy is someone who you can count on, the one person you trust the most. the person who makes you smile the most, and is your shoulder to cry on. they’re always there for you no matter what. someone you can be yourself around, without being judged. the one person in the world that get’s you like no-one else. your soulmate.
ender buddy is your bestfriend. my bestfriend is jasmine! we do everything together. from playing roblox, texting all day, or just playing minecraft in endertopia. an ender buddy is someone who you can count on, the one person you trust the most. the person who makes you smile the most, and is your shoulder to cry on. they’re always there for you no matter what. someone you can be yourself around, without being judged. the one person in the world that get’s you like no-one else. your soulmate.
by yazlovesjasmine August 06, 2021
by Slay6377 December 16, 2021
A genius, who appears in: Ender's Game, Ender's Shadow, Speaker for the Dead, Xenocide, Ender in Exile, A War of Gifts, and First Meetings.
by 18328u98u9348u009 March 02, 2017
Always defined as an extremely gay man who is bad at video games. Known to be very flamboyant and sober.
by JiggyB March 05, 2022
The opposite of a starter marriage, when to two old people marry after losing their spouse for life so they won't be lonely.
by flacker December 13, 2009