thread ender

A person so witty, funny and sarcastic that they can end a facebook thread with a few keystrokes because the person who posted, those who have previously commented and anyone else who views the thread knows that they cannot say anything that will be funnier, wittier or more sarcastic than that said by the thread ender. And to do so would surely be comedy suicide as the thread ender would then come back with an even funnier, wittier and more sarcastic reply.

POSTER - Posts a meme of UK Prime Minster David Cameron sitting on a couch with open body language (legs open, right arm touching face and left arm stretched over couch top) with the punchline 'Feeling horny? Me too'

poster adds his own line 'New Government plans: when you try to search for porn using Google, your computer will be forced to open this in a pop up window'

like . comment . unfollow post . share

10 people like this

REPLYER 1 - Surely this is encouragement. Camerfluff?

REPLYER 2 - That

REPLYER 2 - That's really horrible and I don't want to see that sort of image on my computer.

REPLYER 3 - *set as desktop background*

REPLYER 4 - Eewww.

REPLYER 5 - Congratulations at my first LOL since 2009.

THREAD ENDER - Happy days! my usual search is 'cameron creampie cumshot'

EVERYONE ELSE - silence......

by macdaddie79 August 31, 2013

ender

the hottest person alive. someone who turns into a flustered mess once you try to make anything suggestive towards them. a general stupid, hot idiot.

omg!!!! they're such a ender!!!!!

by TOMSSMSKSMMS November 23, 2021

Taylor ender

The best kinda of people in the world! They end fraudulent cows.

Someone: I want to be a Taylor ender today
Me(CaRt3r111): WE WON

by CaRt3r.4 December 20, 2022

ender fist

the fisting you do when you need to kill that one bitch on a one night stand

hey Janet want to see my ender fist

by dr meme 420 October 17, 2019

Ender

He is an amazing person even though he doesn't think so, he knows he is deep down inside. Everyone loves him and he can brighten your day with anything he says. He is very loyal, smart, and pretty. As you get close to him, you will find that you have a strong bond and connection with him. He is ready not to sleep when you are bad, he will not leave you when you are sad, stay up with you until you are okay.

Ender is like something rare, a diamond where only exists once.

by Saraone1998 November 22, 2021

Ender Beaning

An act of making train animations. This is a reference to an atrocious French YouTuber named Ender Bean TV who does the same thing

Mom: Son, what are you doing?
Son: I'm Ender Beaning
Mom: What's Ender Beaning?
Son: Check that definition on Urban Dictionary

by ThatTrainAnimationH8er November 9, 2021

Dirty Ender

Letting someone control to get a sense of belonging. Usually in a sexual way

Guy 1: "Yo, they got major daddy issues, know how I know?!"

Guy 2: " tell me, fam"

Guy 1: " I dirty endered that bitch"

by T.T dude September 8, 2021