Donkey Hammer

Donkey Hammer is a nickname for a guy who has a large penis.
Wow you really have a donkey hammer
by Donky Hammer February 14, 2015
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Donkey Shank

To insert ones finger into another persons asshole causing them to squeal like a donkey. It often causes bleeding of the anus as if it was shanked. Also known as a cadolfi.
After Anthony donkey shanked me my asshole bled.
by Memelordicus December 28, 2018
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Donkey Bobsleigh

The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse). The Donkey Bobsleigh is when you do this at the top of a flight of stairs and straight after the punch you ride her down the stairs like a bobsleigh!
i got a donkey bobsleigh last night!
by bollardboy August 15, 2009
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donkey optimist

That unflagging and dedicated optimist who always imagines that the shit pile contains a happy little donkey.
She is undoubtedly the most pronounced donkey optimist I have ever come across.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019
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slaunch donkey

Biggest bass you'll ever done see.
Wow, I was at the lake and I caught this slaunch donkey
by The slaunch April 07, 2017
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donkey sun

Definition: The bright shining sun on a cloudless, freezing sub-zero winter day.

This is an old Persian proverb that doesn't translate well into English. Essentially, in winter, just because it's bright and sunny out don't assume, it's warm. If you don't dress appropriately, you might feel like or look like an ass. Donkey Sun!
I looked outside, the Sun was shining and not a cloud in the sky so I just wore my hoodie and jeans to the football game. I froze my dick off all day long. Man I feel like an ass hole for not dressing properly. The Donkey Sun got me .
by Well Dunne April 27, 2020
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tar donkey

the child had between a mexican and black person
did you see the beautiful tar donkey Carlos and Tanaysha had?
by road walker May 06, 2022
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