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Cranberry-Strawberry Juice

The great ambrosia of all delicious fruit juices.
A mixture of sweet strawberry flavor and sour cranberry juice.
The God of all juices.
"I feel like I could do anything, I just had some Cranberry-Strawberry Juice"
by Yes Surrr January 25, 2009
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White Cranberry Peach

The act of taking a large amount of tiny bloody shits into the spread lips of a dead girl (no more than 36 days dead) and then proceeding to fuck it like there is no tomorrow. Protection is NOT required.

It can also mean ejaculating onto or into a bloody vagina, followed by urinating into the same cavity, mixing with tongue, creating a nice concoction with similar appearance to the "White Cranberry Peach" flavor fruit juice.
Man: I totally gave your sister a White Cranberry Peach last night!
Woman: She was fucking cremated you twat!
by Zehn Fjire Tjie June 14, 2015
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want some cranberry juice?

a nice southern way of asking for cranberry juice
.
you want some cranberry juice?”
“yes I diddly darn do billy.”
by deeznutsfactory August 15, 2021
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Kicking up your traditional musket ball activity (the act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of the asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum) using a bulk sized bag of whole, fresh cranberries from your local Costco.
My grandma was furious when she found out my uncle Frank had taken her fresh cranberries and had been thanksgiving cranberry musket balling me in the back bedroom. She ended up having to use the canned cranberry sauce instead. I was farting cranberries out all through dinner.

One by one, he packed me full with a festive evening of thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. It really made me get into the holiday spirit early this year.

He pounded down an entire bag into my rectum last night doing a little thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. Let’s just say the next morning I gave some new meaning to the words Ocean Spay Cranberry Juice.
by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020
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Want a sprite cranberry?

Man 1: Want a sprite cranberry?
Man 2: Want a sprite cranberry?
by Siphiwe Tshabalala December 5, 2018
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cranberry cock machine

'OKie, hurrd up en buy!'
by Shibizzle August 24, 2004
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