The tastiest burger known to man (and some women) the vertical cheeseburger. The vertical cheeseburger is a well-loved name for the humble vagina. Take a $2 McDonalds cheeseburger and turn it vertically and the resemblance to the human female vagina is uncanny.
I ate Rhonda's vertical cheeseburger literally all weekend. In fact I'm sure I heard her say "would you like fries with that?" while I was mid meal.
by Dr Smooth September 17, 2017
Action when a male takes his flacid penis and wraps it around and between his two balls....and rotates it 90 degrees.
by Anthony and Greg February 18, 2005
by Marc Conway May 29, 2009
The more wigger-like and fag-like a kid is; as proportional to how abusive he is towards girls, determines how much a hot girl will like him. Likewise, the more pleasant, and down to earth, non-wannabe, a kid is the less a hot girl will like him.
by Mister N August 11, 2006
by Chrispybro April 24, 2006
A Dublin cheeseburger is simply licking a females vagina or rectum after you or another male has ejaculated into it. Made famous by Irish politicians during the Celtic Tiger. Similar to sloppy seconds.
by Hontop Shanny September 21, 2010
When a male take a shit, and smears it on both sides of his mates face, thus making it look like a burger.
by John Macenroll professor of fucked up shit June 22, 2008