french fry braid

When a girl's braid is so dry, crispy, and thin it resembles a French fry.

Katie: Look at her braid! it's so ugly!
Emily: Yeah, that shit is a French fry braid!

by emzies_ October 23, 2015

English Braid

The opposite of a french braid, just opposite because it’s from the united states

i love english braid it’s better than foreign braids

by Bold-Pear904 September 13, 2019

sausage link braid

A braid traditionally worn by bikers to keep their beard or long hair from whipping their face or from knotting.

Chris rides his bike so fast, he sausage link braids his beard so it doesn't whip his face.

by Hero82 October 7, 2021

Braid Monkey

Highly offensive racial slur that refers to the braided African American hairstyles such as corn rows, dreadlocks, dog ears etc. Is also used on people of Jamaican descent

Steve: dude Lil Wayne is some badass s**t, why don't you ever listen to him?
Darryl: because I don't care to listen to some braid monkey hooting in a microphone
Steve: yo you be trippin, haters gonna hate.

by DiaperPants December 11, 2013

She ain't braid

A typical acquaintance from the south who bails on most occasions. Their ditching is effortlessly even after confirming plans multiple times prior to ditching.

That Cinthia girl "she ain't braid". Don't make plans with her or you'll waste a ticket fee.

by RealTalk666 August 4, 2022

Corn braids

Hair style - corn rows aka corn braids , because in reality “corn rows” are BRAIDS! 🥸

His corn braids look good I wonder where he went to get them done . Think they charge a lot ?

by TallBrandon December 22, 2020

Braid Dyslexic

When you know how to braid but can't for about 5 minutes after trying to braid someone's hair.

Classmate: hey are you sure you know how to braid?
Me: yes, I do, I'm just being braid dyslexic

by LoserBoy2024 October 15, 2023