Buffed Bowser

Like 'Screw the Pooch' to royally fuck things, like FUBAR.

He was so poorly trained and inexperienced, he buffed bowser.

by Gleenoid May 18, 2020

Neo Bowser City

The best Mario Kart track of all time.
It saved my marriage

That girl's so hot! I bet her favourite Mario Kart track is Neo Bowser City...

by caseyf14483 August 2, 2024

Bowser

A DOG OWNER WHO RESEMBLES ITS DOG VIA EYE, HAIR COLOUR, OR FACIAL FEATURES.

FUCK JAMES LOOK AT THAT BOWSER AND HER K-9

by NO FUCKN HANDLE May 20, 2021

Bowser Oil

Many think that Bowser Oil® is drilled and extracted from the lands of the Mushroom Kingdom, but very few know that it actually seeps from the plentiful jowls of Bowser himself! His juices help many aspiring jowl artists grow their pathetic, deflated, disgraceful, jowls into mighty, plump, and radiant jowls.

Kid: Mommy, your jowls are just so robust and radiant. Will be jowls ever grow to become that powerful?

Mom: My child, with enough hard work, strength, and Bowser Oil®, your jowls could one day be as mighty as mine!

by JowlMaster April 17, 2023

Bowser poops

A poop that feels spikey and hard much like the turtle shell that gets you in first place

Had a bad bowser poops yesterday thought it was kidney stones again

by Bowser August 11, 2023

Bowser Ballin'

The term to describe the Nintendo character Bowser when he ballin'

Mama Mia! That Bowser Ballin' again!

by sprogaming September 17, 2022

Bowser

A turtle with spikes on its back from the MARIO franchise he is a very evil turtle as he likes grabbing people and dipping them in lava so their legs can fall off.

OH NO BOWSER HAS GOT ME! WAIT A MINUTE I HAVE NO LEGS I HAVE NO LEGS HE BURNED THEM OF AND THEN ATE ME! (Noises....) MARIO TO THE RESCUE (Mario dies)

by Mr.Alpha1 January 12, 2017