Orlando Bloom

To some the \"hottest of hot\" to others\" to others a fantasy, but British actor, sort of hot, and a great actor.

Orlando Bloom is an all around good guy.

by Clueless April 26, 2005

bloom scans

a no life call of duty playing virgin

bloom scans is a fat retard

by bloomscones March 11, 2018

blooming rose

When a person's ass was ran-through so violently it causes their ass to prolapse, and appear to look like a blooming rose.

I gave my girl a blooming rose last night dude, I thought she'd be into it!

by sweaty cheese balls December 14, 2022

ORLANDO BLOOM

Someone that none of you fat, ugly, ditzy schoolgirls will ever have a chance with. If I were him I'd carry that bow around to fend you losers off. Leave the poor guy alone.

Orlando Bloom can do 200x better than you and he will.

by Chernorizets Hrabr July 6, 2004

Orlando Bloom

Oh my god. Too great for words. But I suppose this is way Im expected to run this urban dictionary thing. Well, here goes:

1./Orlando is the most sexiest man I have ever laid my keen eyes on.
2./The type of guy I would kill for.
3./If our paths ever do cross, he must be warmed that I may jump on his yummy body of his and take him home to my liking :

I suppose thats` good enough.

1./Boy, do I love Orlando Bloom.
2./Boy, do I love Orlando Bloom.
3./Boy, do I love Orlando Bloom, much.

by Desiree, uhduh. August 17, 2006

Orlando Bloom

The most kind, smart, sexy man to ever be alive. He is very sweet and cute. He is mine though, so you must back off. i know everything about him, and have been a fan for years. orlando is a nice man who is misunderstood sometimes and is the hottest man ever. i love orlando!

orlando bloom, I truly love you.

by orlando bloom is minex3 April 16, 2006

blooming rosebud

when your feces is especially fluffy and sprouts out of your anus like a flower caught on a time-lapse cam.

"Woah, that was the best dump ever! A real blooming rosebud!"

by toiletmuncher February 12, 2009