Thats not what she said

Opposite of 'thats what she said'. A phrase added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, which is used to create a funny, possibly obscene, self esteem boosting comment implying that what has just been said is the opposite of what 'she' thinks.

Chris: Jordan your an absolute cunt. You told everyone im a virgin, you give me shit for not driving a Ford Cortina and you screwed my fucking missus!! Your just a useless piece of human garbage!

Jordan: Thats not what she said!

Chris: Thats it man your the biggest prick I know, im gonna fuck you up real good!

Jordan: Thats what she said!!

by Jonny, Jared and Jordan November 25, 2010

thats what she said

a sexual innuendo

funny

it is too big.
thats what she said

by Blake Rosenberg March 7, 2008

Thats what she said

When a person ragesor tries to be funny when he or she is roasted.

Person 1: You suck Person 2: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

by im a little retard l0l April 6, 2019

thats what she said

a phrase that you would use to turn an innocent sentence, sexual.

Example 1:
"why is it so big i dont think it'll even fit"
"thats what she said"
Example 2:
"it's so small LOL"
"thats what she said"
Example 3:

"if you go too hard it'll break"
"thats what she said"

by gosyd12345 February 17, 2022

thats what she said

when someone says an inuendo you say thats what she said

person 1- holy shit thats mad big
me- thats what she said

by monstacock April 16, 2008

Thats what she said

its what you say when someone says something not intended to be of a sexual nature but could be interpreted in a different way like a euphemism

guy: do you like pork

victim: only when my mum does it in a special way

guy: Thats what she said

by Hustler1407 May 18, 2011

thats what she said

saying a joke to some person who said somehting sex- related

Edward Cullen- im going to italy
bella swon- im coming!
me- THATS WHAT SHE SAID BITCH!

some guy-aww u got some in my eye
me- THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!

by optimus.rhyme April 8, 2010