Guy 1: What happened last night at the party?
Guy 2: Yo, you got so vanilla plastered last night. No wonder you couldn't remember anything.
Guy 2: Yo, you got so vanilla plastered last night. No wonder you couldn't remember anything.
by mcdrunken May 22, 2011
Get the Vanilla Plasteredmug. Dirty Vanilla is commonly understood as the smell left on your clothing and person after receiving dances in a strip club. The smell is sometimes misidentified as a singular smell, but in actuality it is a combination of smells that scientists cannot recreate outside of the gentleman's club. It is a unique combination of cigarette smoke (typically from menthol cigarettes), sweat, baby powder, paper money, cheap perfume, Jack Daniels, and trace amounts of Red Bull. The intensity of the smell is in direct proportion to the amount of lap dances received and time spent in the strip club.
Dirty Vanilla is dangerous because all men are unknowingly attracted to the smell, but non-stripper women are threatened by the smell despite them not fully understanding the origin of it. In order for a man to escape the consequences of bringing the smell home with them, precautions must be taken. Complete changes of clothes and a shower before coming home are typical methods for reducing the amount of Dirty Vanilla brought home since the smell can most commonly be carried on clothing and hair. The smell has been known to linger on a shirt worn to the strip club for up to 48 hours after leaving the club, but reports like this are rare since few lack the bankroll or free time for the amount of lap dances required to get the smell to stick for that long.
Dirty Vanilla is dangerous because all men are unknowingly attracted to the smell, but non-stripper women are threatened by the smell despite them not fully understanding the origin of it. In order for a man to escape the consequences of bringing the smell home with them, precautions must be taken. Complete changes of clothes and a shower before coming home are typical methods for reducing the amount of Dirty Vanilla brought home since the smell can most commonly be carried on clothing and hair. The smell has been known to linger on a shirt worn to the strip club for up to 48 hours after leaving the club, but reports like this are rare since few lack the bankroll or free time for the amount of lap dances required to get the smell to stick for that long.
Dude, my whole laundry hamper smells like Dirty Vanilla since we went to the strip club yesterday!
Yeah, Mercedes and Trinity sure gave a hell of a lap dance!
Hey man, can we swing by your house first before you drop me off? I want to borrow a shirt so my girlfriend doesn't smell the Dirty Vanilla on me.
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Yeah, Mercedes and Trinity sure gave a hell of a lap dance!
Hey man, can we swing by your house first before you drop me off? I want to borrow a shirt so my girlfriend doesn't smell the Dirty Vanilla on me.
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by derSTIG September 21, 2011
Get the Dirty Vanillamug. A person with white skin.
by Vanilla skin February 4, 2007
Get the vanilla skinmug. "OMG DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE EPIC SIMP FORUMS VANILLA???"
"Dude, it's an SMP, not a SIMP. Although you are a simp for that trash SMP server."
"shut the fuck up kid i am pro i have full iron armor"
"Dude, it's an SMP, not a SIMP. Although you are a simp for that trash SMP server."
"shut the fuck up kid i am pro i have full iron armor"
by anonymous December 21, 2020
Get the forums vanillamug. by the real lbc February 19, 2009
Get the vanilla chaimug. by Succ :) September 25, 2018
Get the vanilla babymug. "Hey man, is that moose tracks any good?"
"Nah, they really vanillaed it down."
or
"Dude, my ice cream looks nothing like it does on the box!"
"Yeah man, they always vanilla down that shit."
"Nah, they really vanillaed it down."
or
"Dude, my ice cream looks nothing like it does on the box!"
"Yeah man, they always vanilla down that shit."
by Apple C. Obbler November 23, 2009
Get the vanilla downmug.