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tesla-flop

(verb) to say things about your own company that cause it to crash and burn.
Bro just tesla-flopped his company when he tweeted a bunch of fake shit.
by br00t4l September 29, 2018
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Tesla Hypnosis

When you overlook major problems in Tesla cars because the Tesla company's marketing and hype.
<Michael> My new Model 3 is the best car ever!
<JV> There is literally paint chipping off the car doors, you are suffering from Tesla Hypnosis.
by x-777-x May 30, 2022
mugGet the Tesla Hypnosismug.

tesla

Example, “I pulled a tesla.”

I forgot I owned a mansion, married a millionaire, lived on a farm, had a metal factory worth $10 million dollars. Was loved by everyone.
I asked my work to pay me, I thought they wouldn’t. When I disputed it, I found out, they were going to pay me, they didn’t cus I reported it. I pulled a tesla. I complained about being ripped off, when I wasn’t. Nikola Tesla could have sold the metal in his factory, or his factory and have been worth about $10 million over a 100 years ago.
by ironfinn May 8, 2023
mugGet the teslamug.
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Tesla tap

As soon as you see a Tesla vehicle, gently tap your partner and shout Tesla tap. It's a kinder, gentler version of Slug bug. If you Tesla tap, and it's not really a Tesla, your partner can Tesla smack you back.
When Hana and I were driving down the road and saw an on-coming Tesla model 3, she Tesla tapped me.
by eeveeniks December 17, 2018
mugGet the Tesla tapmug.

Tesla

She is the most badass girl ever. She should run president someday. And is the most cutest girl ever.
Tesla is the most important badass girl. She’s really pretty and gorgeous, and very ugly.
by Smiley socks June 5, 2020
mugGet the Teslamug.

tesla taser

Similar to slug bug.

when you see a tesla you yell "Tesla taser!" and tickle the victims ribs or arm.
by InventorOfun December 15, 2021
mugGet the tesla tasermug.

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