Piwko Tesco

Polish beer (piwo). The only thing a human male ever wants! if you ever strugle with depression, buy piwko tesco. If you didnt study for your test, drik piwko tesco. If your wife left you, drink some piwko tesco. Solves all life problems.

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by Kqrwa December 21, 2023

Uncle tesco

Male equivalent to aunt flo. Visits post puberty males monthly, symptoms include abdominal cramps, bloating, mood swings (especially anger) , and fatigue.

I think he's in his time of the month. Uncle tesco is visiting him.

by Bildad the shuite April 29, 2025

beat behind tesco

Having sex behind Tesco

Gonna go beat behind Tesco with this girl

by Smithy boy and the mandem April 13, 2017

Benders at Tescos

They are an upcoming group of batty men who love to bend down outside of tescos. Tescos is a cool place in england where all the bri'ish people buy their bo'lls of wa'er and their bu'er you get me famalam

"Hey! Have you seen the Benders at Tescos?! They are so batty!"
"oh, i thought it was Giant Freeze "

by anonymous December 30, 2020

CEO_Of_Tescos

Sexiest fucking gamer to ever live, so good at games and will fucking kill ur parents if he catches them lacking, also had a big wood

Wow, ceo_of_tescos is my idol

by Bigwood November 24, 2021

Tessa-Tess of Tescos

Tessa of tescos is extremely fit and beautiful. She thinks she is a god and expects nothing less than being treated like one. If you get a tessa tess of tescos never let her go! She is very good in bed and loves to be fucked! The kinkier the better! She loves to get chained up in bed.

"Do you see that girl?"
"Damn shes fit, must be a tessa-tess of tescos!"

by dannywillcocks_11111111 May 29, 2022