terd pincher

The act of pincing a long terd using just your ass muscles.

Dude, I just couldn't shake that terd, it was so long I had to use my terd pincher muscles.

by metal_buds September 18, 2012

buoyant terd

Not quite the size of a turd, similar in size to a terd.... A bouyant terd is feces that floats to the top of the water, usually because of high amounts of meat a diet.

There was a buoyant terd in the toilet at school.

by Gamefreakr October 13, 2015

burrito terd

When you eat a burrito for breakfast, lunch and dinner, but you don’t shit until after you’ve ate dinner.

Carl had the biggest burrito terd after working a long shift on the construction site.

by mike charter January 6, 2022

terd spew

the most violent of all diarrhea. explosion and propulsive defecation.

i ruined the bath room with my terd spew

by goowashington May 26, 2011

TERD

Trump Emotional Response Delirium. When sufferers are confronted with Mr. Trump making one statement immediately followed by a contradictory statement, they become flushed in the face, insisting both statements are true.

He has a bad case of TERD. He believes everything Trump says, even if Trump immediately says the opposite in the same speech. .

by VERITAS HONORUS June 9, 2025

Terd

A ship name for turd and beard. This term is usually describes someone with and nasty beard

“Yo man, that man over there have a large terd.”

by TheBigNugget July 17, 2019

Terd Tunnel

Your butthole or anus.

“Man, I have to get to the shitter quick and empty my terd tunnel”

by Phat Paulie August 1, 2025