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Vitesco Technologies

Vitesco Technologies is a leading international developer and manufacturer of state-of-the-art powertrain technologies for sustainable mobility.

Almost 40,000 employees at around 50 locations worldwide are dedicated to the goal of playing a leading role in the electrification of vehicles. Their values passionate, partnering and pioneering, make them electrified.

With its pioneering spirit, Vitesco Technologies is powering clean mobility.
"How was your date yesterday?"

"Great, he seems to be very passionate, partnering and pioneering."

"Wow sounds like a Vitesco Technologies employee."
by Vitesco Technologies December 6, 2021
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Technological Heirarchy

A heirarchy consisting of five levels of computer knowledge:

1. Hackers: Any of the various people who can effectively program in more than 3 languages without referring back to a tutorial. Also, hackers have the capacity to access computers, but will only do it to expand the boundaries of knowledge. It is better to be considered a hacker than to consider yourself a hacker.

2. Crackers: Not to be confused with hackers, these people access computers and destroy the information on it, effectively damage it, or render it useless. Crackers are considered to be low-level people of vice by hackers, using their skills for evil where they could otherwise be a hacker.

3. Programmer: Any user who can effectively manage files and knows at least one programming language without having to refer back to a tutorial. Programmers may learn a system function, graphics design, or hardware as an alternative to a programming language. A programmer must often know enough about a computer to offer help or fix it if it breaks.

4. User: The standard user, who is capable of using a computer properly and knows enough to get himself or herself around. A user may need help if something should happen to the computer.

5. Newbie: A beginning user who has had no experience with a computer and normally needs assistance to do the usual tasks of a computer.
"Change 'document.alert()' to just plain 'alert()'. You don't need the 'document' to call the string."
—Hacker

"Mess with the best, die like the rest."
—Cracker

"Do you know any good tutorials on anything besides JavaScript?"
Programmer

"I just use my computer to type up letters or essays and I'm done."
—User

"What's this button do?"
—Newbie
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Fs3 Technology

A State-of-the-Art suspension system developed to dramatically increase the low-frequency output of a subwoofer. (Not the double surround like woox)
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Technologically Challenged

A term to describe people who annoy the fuck outta you when you try to explain how to use a simple piece of technology.
(Mom) How do you insert the DVD?
(You) Mom, thats an iPod, there is no slot...
(Mom) What a waste of money!!
(You) OMG you are Technologically Challenged....!
by sgg<3 February 25, 2011
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technology orgasm

v. When one expierences an wordejaculation/word on meer sight of new and/or flashy and/or expensive items. Both males and females can expierence a technology orgasm.
When I saw that 72" Plasma HDTV, in the back of that H2 Limo, I had a technologyorgasm. No no.. Serously. I really wordcame/word in my trousers..

Also see:
wordHoly Fuck/word
wordtigolbitties/word
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technological singularity

the point in the evolution of humanity where human create a technological intelligence that exceeds the intelligence of humans.
Humans are only 30,000 years old technologically; yet within the next 100 years we may produce a technological singularity where we are no longer the dominant intelligence on Earth.
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Antipolice technology

A branch of science that studies how to and tries to invent technology that will foil law enforcement.Studied by organized crime and some criminals.Inventer by a few academics who think the police take away too many of our freedoms and studied over a computer or from an expert in the field.
What do you think about antipolice technology?
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