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Bulgarian Teapot

when a deaf woman lets a man insert his long penis deep into her ear canal until he pounds her ear and cums deep inside it, after he is done he cums all over her hearing aid and shoves it into her vagina
we had a bulgarian teapot last night, it was so warm and wet!!
by Dhdhdhdgshd April 4, 2025
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Teapot

Teapot: A formerly competent stealth server for RGH/JTAG xboxs that is owned by a crak head.
Your still using teapot live in 2024?
by KaliRGH February 26, 2024
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Japanese Teapot

A sexual act performed on one's lover. The recipient of the Japanese Teapot will lay on their back with their knees on their chest, feet in the air and their arms wrapped around the legs being held tight while the 'filler' of the Teapot then urinates into the recipient's anus. Once the recipient's anus is full of urine, they are then picked up and emptied like a teapot.
The girl I met on bumble joined me for for a lovely dinner and then I took her back to my place and gave her the 'Japanese Teapot'
by The Pelican's Briefs January 17, 2023
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Teapot

Something to domestically abuse your child when they look to much like their father.
"I used the water from the teapot to burn my sons face"
by Door knob dudes... February 22, 2021
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Thailand Teapot

When you stay at a hotel and urinate inside the teapot. Usually done out of spite the Thailand Teapot is yet another reason to avoid unsterilized teapots while traveling.
Friend: Hey man aren't you upset those fuckers in Baan ChokDee Pai Resort Ripped you off
Me: Nah man I left em with a Thailand Teapot, that thing is ruined.
by Eludian February 24, 2021
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Teapot shake

When urinating, and towards the end there is a reduction in flow rather than the expected abrupt end, resembling the dribbling from a teapot. Thus requiring a vigorous shake to expel excess liquid.
I'd had a few beers and when I went for a pee I had to give it a teapot shake
by Teapot shaker January 25, 2024
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Teapot

A) “Hey do you want smoke a teapot?”
B) “Why would I wanna smoke a teapod?”
A) “Nah, I mean tea’pot’”
by Whattheffffff May 16, 2022
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