Tea Bag Monster

One who creeps from house to house at night and places his/hers, genetals upon ones forhead while one is sleeping.

Holy fuck balls, its the tea bag monster!

by MEOFF JACK March 10, 2004

vampire tea bag

a freshly used bloody tampon

Bobert likes to suck on Vampire Tea Bags.

by Miz. Violent Dolly July 26, 2005

Tea Bag

A great nickname for any girl who's name begins with a "t"

My co-worker Tara R. prefers to be called tea bag, she is a great girl.

by tbag lover March 25, 2010

Iced tea bagging

Pronunciation: \ˈīsd\ : \ˈtē\ \ˈba-giŋ\

The insertion of one man's nut sickles or frozen nut sack into another person's mouth to promote rapid thawing.

Nanook was screwing his favorite baby seal when he developed nut sickles. After returning to the igloo he began Iced tea bagging his ol' lady to thaw out.

by Dave "Dogbreath" October 29, 2009

Flying Tea Bag

The act of tea bagging a person while their face remains perpendicular to the floor. The one performing the tea bag must be nude in the lower region, get a running start and fly crotch first at another person's face. The key is good aim along with excellent timing, because it must happen when the victum has their mouth open and is unsuspecting.

While he was sitting on the staircase yawning, I gave him a flying tea bag.

by Renfield Garden Level Class of '09 November 10, 2005

Cranberry Tea Bag

A bloody tampon, with string generally seen hanging from a short skirted whore's lady lips.

Look at that whore, she's certainly smuggling a cranberry tea bag there.

by Tucks91 November 1, 2010

Tokyo Tea Bag

When a man dips his balls into ice water causing them to shrivel, then dips them in the eye socket of sexual partner.

"I just Tokyo Tea Bagged Allister's coffee mug"

by Tmoney715 March 7, 2010