tattie scone

using the phrase 'tattie scone' can be used in any situation/ argument
mary:: fuck up yer granny and mammy are oan the sex offenders list ya bairn

stacy:: naw there no ya fuckn tattie scone, but yer da is yer fkn nans cousins dug ya incest child
by SpiceBoyDefinitions June 14, 2018
Get the tattie scone mug.

fat tatties

Oversized females with full sleeve tattoos; commonly spotted at punk rock /metal music festivals.
Looking forward to the concert, but definitely not looking forward to the abundance of fat tatties in attendance.
by will&k November 03, 2017
Get the fat tatties mug.

Tattied up

Getting many or one tattoos somewhere on your body; someone signing your body usually in many different places.
"WHO HAS THE HOTTEST TATT? IS THAT YOU? ARE U TATT...TATT..TATTIED UP?"
by SaRAWRh October 31, 2009
Get the Tattied up mug.

flatty tatty

A way to call someone flat and ugly as in they have nothing to offer and they are annoying.
“why is bella such a flatty tatty?”
by loluwufurry October 25, 2023
Get the flatty tatty mug.

tatty tuesday

Tatty Tuesday is the art of the appreciation of the all mighty vegetable, the potato. Apon every Tuesday one can enjoy the many different ways to consume potato wether that be: Jacket, mashed, boiled, roasted or baked.

Or

Tatty Tuesday can also be when you spot a woman with rather large breasts and it happens to be a Tuesday. Thus making it a Tatty Tuesday.
This jacket potato tastes amazing, thank god for Tatty Tuesday!

Or

Wow Patrik look at that girls tattys over there! Thank od for TATTY TUESDAY!!!!
by deern March 23, 2016
Get the tatty tuesday mug.

Couch tatty

An elite call of duty player, with a extremely high kill death ration
by HJT7 April 05, 2016
Get the Couch tatty mug.

tatty rift

Someone who is an absolute fanny.

Haw look at that tatty rift
Haw look at that tatty rift
by Jospunken December 15, 2014
Get the tatty rift mug.