1 : somebody who is too shy to dance in public areas, yet has no problem breaking out the moves in his/her bedroom
2 : somebody that learned how to dance by dancing and looking at themselves in the mirror
3 : somebody that surprised their friends with his/her dance moves at the club, because nobody had ever seen them dance before
2 : somebody that learned how to dance by dancing and looking at themselves in the mirror
3 : somebody that surprised their friends with his/her dance moves at the club, because nobody had ever seen them dance before
"damn, where did he learn how to dance like that?"
- ah, he's a closet dancer.
"how did she get so good? where are her moves from?"
- she's been practicing in her room. she's a closet dancer.
- ah, he's a closet dancer.
"how did she get so good? where are her moves from?"
- she's been practicing in her room. she's a closet dancer.
by toonchoon January 30, 2011
When a girl acts innocent infront of others, but when she is alone with a boy, or her significant other she acts slutty.
by gillian <3 August 10, 2004
When somebody is quite obviously gay, but won't admit it.
Person A: I'm not gay, i just love wearing dresses and listening to Justin Bieber!
Person B: Stop living a lie, you're in a transparent closet!
Person B: Stop living a lie, you're in a transparent closet!
by tamoshaolanmean May 15, 2010
Ryan won't shut up about rasslin' or hair metal but he eats pocky and plays animu visual novels when no one's around. What a closet weeaboo.
by DangerSideburns November 26, 2013
Whenever a girl does something stupid to you without consciousness of consequences that warrants retaliation, you take her to a closet of sufficient size to accommodate the both of you. Prior to entering you inform a friend or acquaintance to gather a group of people in front of the closet door in the next few minutes. If all goes according to plan at this point the girl will be topless and giving you a blow job. As stealthily as possible, hide her garments somewhere out of her reach. What you are going to do is ejaculate on her face, put your dick away, and exit the closet to acknowledge the crowd gathered by your friend with "Ayyyyy" and possibly a thumbs up. The girl has just been closet glazed.
Guy: "Dude, I was at this party and before I could even get through the door some drunk girl with nice tits stops me, starts hitting on me and acting like she knows me. In her drunken stupor she slaps my phone out of my hand and the screen spider webs on the sidewalk. She was too stupid to realize that she had done anything wrong so I gave her a closet glaze. Hopefully next time she will take a moment to think before she drinks."
Dude: "Wait, wait, wait, you got a blow job?"
Dude: "Wait, wait, wait, you got a blow job?"
by Bronco Avenger July 06, 2010
When a man fucks a woman in front of a window and pulls out more than once. On the final time you have a friend which comes out of the closet and switches with you. Then you run outside and tap on the window and say Tada.
by Jgoodfella069 July 20, 2008
A fur closet is a particularly hairy vagina.
Adam was unable to seal the deal with Lisa, because he couldn't force his Wang through the thick underbrush of her fur closet.
by Shaguar28 March 22, 2014