swiss swirl

as anal sex is occuring, the woman begins to shit as the man ejaculates on the shit when it exits the anus.
i gave that bitch a swiss swirl and then made her eat it for dessert.
by loadasauras rex February 26, 2009
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Swiss Alps

A term used to describe when a man ejaculates all over a woman's breasts.
So, I pulled out and gave her the ol' Swiss Alps.
by Jon S. Fan December 17, 2007
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Swiss Miss

Did you see the Swiss Miss today, god damn!
by Donjo May 09, 2006
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swiss cheese

To have a drive by shooting, fill someone house with bullets, thus leaving lots of holes..
You better pay up your debt or we'll swiss cheese your place tonight.
by Bao Nguyen May 16, 2007
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Swiss Anal

Swiss anal is when a man puts his dick into the woman's belly button. This type of sex is called Swiss Anal as it was revealed in a survey that swiss women love it when men attack the woman's belly button, with their penis or their tongue. This type of sex is still considered penetration sex as the dick is penetrating into the belly button.
John: How should we do it first honey? Anal or Oral?
Miranda: Ohhh, I think we should we it swiss anal ;)
*John takes out his dick
*John shoves it into Miranda's belly button.*
Miranda: Ohh yeah.. that feels good, keep it going!
by ExpertOnEvrything69 September 02, 2018
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Swiss Steamer

The Swiss Steamer is specialty drink named after its primary ingredient and its thermal characteristics: Ingredients:
1 packet Swiss Miss hot cocoa
8 oz boiling water
1 1/2 oz peppermint schnapps
2 crushed vicodin
"After a long day on the slopes, I could really use a stiff swiss steamer."

"Caution: do no consume this Swiss Steamer while located in a sauna or spa"

"This swiss steamer really mellowed me out..."
by yummy yumyums December 10, 2009
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Swiss Banking

The act of depositing your Man Money in her Mouth Bank followed by the immediate locking of said money into her stomach vault.
I only believe in Swiss Banking, my man money is too valuable.
by swissbanker August 01, 2011
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