by thatshowtotalk October 31, 2011
Get the Sweep out mug.Ahh, the notorious skittle sweeper.
Entire novels have been dedicated to recording the trials and troubles of one of these persons. The following is a short excerpt from one of these such literary works:
"......croc-wearing chaunce that squats when he pees and involves himself in other random acts of doucheyness. Skittle sweepers are active fellows and take on a number of hobbies and extracurricular activities including, but not limited to
1. Drinking franzia out of wine glasses
2. Repping fantasy sports teams in public
3. Talking shit to 9 year old kids playing call of duty on xbox live
4. And of course, watching St. Elmos fire on hulu."
Entire novels have been dedicated to recording the trials and troubles of one of these persons. The following is a short excerpt from one of these such literary works:
"......croc-wearing chaunce that squats when he pees and involves himself in other random acts of doucheyness. Skittle sweepers are active fellows and take on a number of hobbies and extracurricular activities including, but not limited to
1. Drinking franzia out of wine glasses
2. Repping fantasy sports teams in public
3. Talking shit to 9 year old kids playing call of duty on xbox live
4. And of course, watching St. Elmos fire on hulu."
Doug- "that dude with the bow tie must have holes in his pockets because he is dropping multi-colored candies everywhere."
Brad- "Yea, what's up with that? Someone needs to get him a broom so he can sweep that shit up.... BRO, IS HE HE WATCHING ST ELMOS FIRE ON HIS IPHONE?!!
Doug- "No way, a real live skittle sweeper!!! let's get out of here. I think im getting skittelitis just breathing the same air as him...
Brad- "Yea, what's up with that? Someone needs to get him a broom so he can sweep that shit up.... BRO, IS HE HE WATCHING ST ELMOS FIRE ON HIS IPHONE?!!
Doug- "No way, a real live skittle sweeper!!! let's get out of here. I think im getting skittelitis just breathing the same air as him...
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1. A beautiful flower of the genus Lathyrus.
2. A woman's clit, so named because it looks like a sweetpea blossom.
2. A woman's clit, so named because it looks like a sweetpea blossom.
by Mattttttttttttttttttthew December 27, 2010
Get the sweetpea mug.A Sweemo is a 'sweet moment' involving an exciting activity, never before experienced by the individual involved.
"Have you experienced a Sweemo today?"
"What's your favorite Sweemo?"
"Sweeeeeeeeeeeeemoooooooo!!!"
(- to be voiced whilst enjoying your sweet moment).
"What's your favorite Sweemo?"
"Sweeeeeeeeeeeeemoooooooo!!!"
(- to be voiced whilst enjoying your sweet moment).
by Dan_08 March 13, 2008
Get the Sweemo mug.The act of masturbation to the fullest extent, or until one cannot go any farther, which usually results in a burning sensation during the process of urination.
Dude, she stopped in the middle of us having sex and I had to sweep out the pole barn so I didn't get blue balls.
Dude, my mom caught me sweeping out the pole barn!
Dude, my mom caught me sweeping out the pole barn!
by McRae and Portwood inc. December 18, 2008
Get the Sweeping out the Pole Barn mug.when you are having intercourse with your girl's ass in the doggystyle position and you are about to cum, you reach your arm around and karate chop her in the neck. this will cause her to cough, and her rectum will contract and open violently. and your orgasm will be as glorious as a fine winters day in Milwaukee.
" Hey bro, I gave my girl an English Chimney Sweep last night!"
"oh damn bro! you a bad muh fucka"
"she broke up with me. fml."
"doesn't matter had sex"
chorus" I JUST HAD SEEEEEEEEX"
"oh damn bro! you a bad muh fucka"
"she broke up with me. fml."
"doesn't matter had sex"
chorus" I JUST HAD SEEEEEEEEX"
by SwagMedaFuckOut March 7, 2012
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