The Tecmo Super Bowl

When you are nailing a chick while the game Tecmo Super Bowl is playing on the television. There is no better soundtrack than the blips, bleeps, whistles, and grunts of the 8/16 bit era when hiding your salami. This move also gives you Masculinity +2.

Adam: "Is the game still at half time?"
Ken: "No, I hit the controller with my foot while nailing her."
Adam: "Still 8-0 Bears?"
Ken: "Yup. The Tecmo Super Bowl was completed."

by Kyle Willinger November 4, 2007

Take the browns to the super bowl

Taken a shit

Hold on I'll be back in a min got to take the browns to the super bowl

by JOKER024 March 6, 2011

Uncle Super Bowl

Everyone has an Uncle Super Bowl. That one uncle who always hosts the family Super Bowl Party and makes the BEST pulled pork, wings, and dip. Think about the best Super Bowl Party that you went to and ask yourself, "Who hosted it?" Without a doubt, it was the one with Uncle Super Bowl.

Family Member #1: What's going on Cuz!? Are you coming over for the Super Bowl Party later?
Person #2: Is Uncle Super Bowl hosting!? I'm there!!

by JH21 May 8, 2022

take my browns to the super bowl

Having a heavy, stinky, and urgent bowel movement.

I need to get to the john and fast! I've got to take my browns to the super bowl!!!

by Genuine Nerd September 13, 2011

The Super Bowl

the natinal championship of football

the minnesota vikings should easily be able to win the super bowl this year

by Jesus Pimp October 28, 2004

The Super Bowl

See "The Bowl". The Super Bowl mirrors the act of "The Bowl" except that prior to bathroom sex, the man excretes feces and urine from his body into the toilet bowl. When he shoves the female's head into the toilet bowl before ejaculating, she finds herself surrounded by urine and feces for but a moment before the toilet is flushed and the act of "The Bowl" is completed

Man, las night I super bowled that lady.

by Buttmaster April 1, 2003

when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl

never (used to refer to scenarios you wish would happen but probably never will)

I have a huge crush on Ashley from math class, but I'll probably get to second base with her when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl.

by Father Abraham II January 22, 2018