A "friend" named Sterling that plays Apex Legends with you although he's dogshit, but is there to keep you company. He likes to message on his phone and beat his meat rather than play the game like he wanted to do in the first place. He hates saying good night but loves sloppy seconds :)
ME: "STERLING GET OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONE"
STERLING: "No im too busy collecting discord's version of pokemon cards"
STERLING: "No im too busy collecting discord's version of pokemon cards"
by DDOGGYXPLAINS January 02, 2022
A weather forecasting office in Northern Virginia (LWX) that is known for issuing many warnings, some of which make little to no sense. They are also known for putting multiple spelling errors in text products.
Sterling just issued a forecast discussion, let’s see how stupid this one is.
Why the hell did sterling issue a wind advisory for no reason.
Why the hell did sterling issue a wind advisory for no reason.
by Jon180018 December 19, 2019
Sterling is one of the best people to be around he can be the life or have a deep convo in the corner of the room. He’s hella smart, and always looks amazing, HE HAS DYSLEXIA, and a stupid bitch sometimes, and he’s hella hot.
by The0nly.ster November 22, 2021
by The0nly.ster June 13, 2022
The most dumb and stupid person ever to walk this earth. But e is very kind to those around him and tries to be a good person but fails at times. Even though he has many flaws he is liked by a lot of people
by Graysterfry1 February 22, 2019
If your name is sterling, you suck fat cock. Sterling’s are awesome and they have a 100 foot cock. He sucks huge cock and takes dick in his hairy ass every day.
“Sterling fucks my asshole”
by 😂❤️🙋😂🥺😜💦😶😶😭 June 02, 2021
by kindatiredofthisshit February 14, 2017