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calculatedly spontaneous

Being spontaneous in a calculated way. People who are calculatedly spontaneous have an ability to balance their own personality with themselves; linked with Many Personality Unorder.
When asked about his personality, John Doe just said "calculatedly spontaneous."
by Not Ericc January 29, 2020
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Spontaneous Gonorrhea II

An event that occurs when your male
(-ho)and your eardrums sound to bullshit like "Hit Me Baby One More Time".

Also, see any pop music that's as popular to hate as it is to love
"Dammit! I was just "bopping" to "Slave" and suddenly my dick started to flame up everytime I piss! So I guess that means that whenever a boy/man listens to pop music it is completely the same as having ungloved sexual intercourse with a bangkok hooker, not washing your hands after eating a huge t-wave of diarrhea with little undigested corn kernels and remnents of a burrito in it, and drinking the urinal fluids of at least thirty different people! Fuck it all! It's not healthy to DO those four things?!!" (Yes, being a guy and listening to Britany Spears is just as dumb as eating shit.)
by lazirus July 8, 2004
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Spontaneous Bootay

Spontaneous Bootay is the spontaneous bootay of spontaneousness which is normally spontaneous for a bootay
by blacksfprtmtena;; August 6, 2021
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Spontaneous

Not Senzela
Senzela, who loves Texas A&M, is not spontaneous.
by spontaneousdefinition August 1, 2024
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Spontaneous

Just say Yes to going swimming
It was spontaneous but I went swimming!
by Why n0t?!? August 12, 2019
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spontaneous aids

ah shit mate i just got spontaneous aids
i feel ja bro
by roblox name: dusturmur January 16, 2020
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