spanky scurgler

Someone who sips spunk through a straw

Hey spanky scurgler how's it going mate

by Grug101 June 11, 2017

Spanky Franklin

When a man decides it's a good time to mash his cock with the kitchen utensils. The origin is from Ancient Egypt when the first spoon was invented. A man beat his dong to a pulp and he never came back from it.

"Jesus Jerry, Why did you give yourself a Spanky Franklin?"

"Well Sam, My wife left me, I lost my job, and my kids died."

by BonerSlap June 21, 2017

spanky love

The innate love of masturbation.

I just gotta get me some Spany Love time soon!

Spanky Love is an American pasttime.

by VeteranKnightOwl July 28, 2016

spanky my hanky

Spanking a hot chicks backside.

Back up and spanky my hanky.

by Lnle February 9, 2017

Spanky

When someone likes to be suspended by there scrotum from a tree or a chandelier and spanked with a fly swatter right on the anus.

Isn't Gary a spanky.

by SpankyMyGee May 11, 2020

adhm-spanky

the act of joining a top medical school and thinking u ain't extremely smart (but you are extremely smart)
can be defined in a similar fashion to "imposter syndrome"

holy shit man did you know mark adhm-spanky into ain shams?

by zestra October 30, 2023

Spanky

A handsome Light skin boy who loves to to dress stylish Clothes.

I met a Spanky last week, and he helped me with a lot of my dressing advice.

by Taydenandre November 22, 2023