SPAM

Sliced Processed Alien Meat
I want to slice and process some alien meat, I'll call it SPAM!
by An Anime Nerd June 25, 2017
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Spam

SPAM may stand for "Small Pointless Annoying Messages" and sometimes the "S" means "Stupid."

Spam is what n00bs use on chatboards. Posting BUMP (Bring Up My Post), or posting "S" as the topic and "hahahahahaha" as the message, this is also spam. Chain letters as well, are spam.

It is also refered to as Junk Mail you get in e-mail.
I get over fifty spam mails a day!

Stupid n00bs, posting spam everywhere we look!
by Kitty Love July 19, 2006
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An acronym for Special Penis Anal Massage. It's a sexual euphemism for anal sex. It's a sly way to get your mate into the bed room for some anal loving. Works best in a crowd to remain discrete.
(At a party)
Jim: Hey Joy, what's up?
Joy: I'm just hanging out, what are you up to?
Jim: I'm doing the same, this party is boring.
Joy: It's really lame. I'd really love to have some SPAM right now *wink* *wink*.
Jim: Well, let's leave so I can give you what you need!
by bryri November 21, 2010
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An acronym that stands for Stupid Pathetic Annoying Messages.
E-mail Folders:

Inbox-3
Spam-102394059382039400
by MyNameIsChloeeee April 25, 2010
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Spamming, in the context of video games, refers to the repeated use of the same item or action. For example, "grenade spamming" is the act of a player throwing a large number of grenades in succession into an area
This nigga c murder can't win a fight on MK unless he spam the fuck out of his favorite move. he loves spamming!!
by Iolukonu117 May 16, 2016
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A Spam is when you smack a guy on the forehead with a flat hand or preferably a fish while shouting Spam.

Can be played as a Spam war, which is a version of Uncle but with spamming.
Random Guy: Spam!

A Random Spaztard: Oww! Now i'll tell my mommy!

Or...

Random Guy: Spam War!!!
Random Guy's Friend: I'm never gonna say uncle!
1 Minute Later...
Random Guy's Friend: UNCLE!!!
by Mmmmmmmm Kittens July 31, 2011
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An appropriate response to a thread-jacked facebook comment : SPAM
by Tex's Pride May 04, 2009
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