Spaghetti Dick

A guy receives a spaghetti dick after having sex with a girl on her period. After cumming, his now flaccid dick resembles a noodle and the girl's period blood resembles the spaghetti sauce.

Amy: "Baby, I want to have sex."
Brad: "Aren't you on your period?"
Amy: "Yeah so? We can still have sex on my period."
Brad: "Eww no I don't want a spaghetti dick."

by SakuraF June 23, 2016

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Spaghetti Special

A "spaghetti special" is defined as a sexual act consisting of a gangbang in which none of the males are able to get an erection. All of the males thereby have a flaccid penis like a bunch of cooked spaghetti.

Poor Miranda! She was all excited to be the focus of that gangbang last night but none of the 8 guys could get hard. Turned into a real spaghetti special!

by Funforme6789 July 28, 2016

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Upsettie Spaghetti

Becoming mildly upset to the point you can become pink skinned, from stress.

I was upsettie spaghetti, when the teacher yelled at me.

by Pasta Boi January 6, 2020

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Operation Spaghetti

When you act like you're bad at something to give your opponent hope, and then you butcher them at the last minute.

"man that was a successful operation spaghetti"
"Dude those guys operation spaghettied us hardcore!"

by Anthony Backflip May 7, 2019

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Spaghetti Cockblock

When you lose your interest in sex after eating a significant amount of pasta; you're too full to perform.

Sid and Nancy were sexting each other all day, but after Nancy hoarked down a trough of fettuccine alfredo, Sid once again fell victim to the dreaded spaghetti cockblock.

by Globaloney September 13, 2016

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