soccer

Most popular non-contact sport in the world. Rugby turns out to be its bastard badass son.

Play Soccer. Screw basketball with ridiculously high scoring and giants who can dunk while everyone just sits around.

by Phil Kaltenbach July 1, 2008

soccer

pussy sport that frowns upon any real physical contact. object is to get a ball into giant net with the score usually being 1-0. often thought of as a very physically draining sport by the ones who cant play any other sport cause there mommys dont want them to get hurt. try blocking a 100mph peice of frozen rubber and being checked into boards and hit with sticks and then tell me how draining soccer is.

wow that pussy tripped over his own feet goin for that ball.

by HoCkEyPlaYeR January 15, 2005

soccer

gayest game on the planet, i rather get kicked in the nuts for the rest of my life than watch one second of that bullshit pussy sport

Soccer is for pussies.

by L Dizz February 4, 2004

soccer

a game played by girls masquerading as men who couldn't live through an attempt to tangle with American football players

"what are those fags playing, soccer?

by the big 57 March 10, 2005

soccer

the most watched sport in the world

the most richest sport in the world

the most loved sport in the world

PS. Americans hate it with a passion.

WTF is "SAWKER"? SOCCER???? It called football yanks.

by JAMES UISA March 10, 2009

soccer

some sport

Me and Rainy are gonna watch soccer then fuck.

by Tarr January 18, 2003

soccer

Sometimes used as another word for sex when you dont want people around you to know that you wanna fuck

Michael: Hey Boris, lets go for a quick game of Soccer

by Jawi April 3, 2003