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throat slit

a hole in the front of the neck. at least 4 inches in length and fresh intended for penetration, especially the insertion of a man's erect penis.
Greg: Rodrick? Where are you?
Rodrick: I'm in the Loaded Diaper van Greg.
Greg: OK Rodrick, let me call Rowley.
Rodrick: You're a really Wimpy Kid... go write about it in your Diary!
Greg: I fucking hate you Rodrick.
Rodrick: Well, I'm throat slitting Holly on the weekdays so eat my ass.
Rowley: Zoo Wee Mama.
by throater March 23, 2019
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Sliza Slit

A mammoth amazonian Vagina, with a crusty beard.
There is nothing worse than coming to work and having to witness a sliza slit in working her coworker's leg like that.
by GrundleSwatch November 15, 2004
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slitting wrists

slitting wrists: He was slitting his wrists because he hates himself, and his life and everyone in it.
by I AM A SATURN BOY December 12, 2019
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young slit

Ex.

man i love ur sisters young slit
by plz smd March 10, 2010
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cum-slit

A cum-slit is the hole on the tip of a guy's dick that's an exit for his cum and urine.
I sucked off the cadets in my room and emptied their tanks, and then I fucked their cum-slit with my tongue until they sreamed "Stop!!!" Afterward, they gave me a piss-chaser!
by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021
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quief slit

Quief Slit, N.

1.) A slit through which a woman quiefs; slang or vulgar term for a leaky vagina.

2.) A term of endearment that can be used to call your friends.

*Not to be confused with the often over used term piss slit.

*Works well when you use the word fucking right before it to add emphasis.
"Hey dude, look at that hot fat chick!"
"Are you serious bro?? OMG! Take off your boner goggles I bet she has a quief slit as long as my arm!"

"Ya I have Curtis in my Science class next period, he is a huge douche."
"I agree man he is a douche, not to mention a total fucking quief slit! Come on Mike its puff puff pass, not puff puff puff puff pass. Now your being a quief slit too, fucking ass pirate!"
by TotalJerk October 26, 2012
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slit stick

Any sort of phallic object intended for insertion into the vagina.
Hey Sheila, have you seen my slit stick? Haven't cleaned that shit in days and a girl needs to climax.
by goldenkranzisreallysanta September 24, 2016
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