A Jacob Simmons is a person that majorly ignores the people that care about them. Jacob Simmons is someone who will ghost you for days or weeks and then just claim they were sleeping or didn't have their phone. While they're generally a good friend and good company to have around, they do have their flaw of only hanging out or talking to you for a day or two then ghosting you again. A Jacob Simmons does typically have an excuse for always ignoring you however, although they are also typically bad excuses such as "I was sleeping and I just woke up to all these calls/texts" all while having ignored you for over a week.
"My friend just Jacob Simmons me all the time." "Dude, don't even respond just pull a Jacob Simmons on them." "I know you've ignored them for over a month, just Jacob Simmons them."
by Shroomiedaze June 18, 2022
Get the Jacob Simmonsmug. by lawrencexxxxxxxxxxx November 2, 2018
Get the John Simmonsmug. Simmon is a guy who hates cutting people off on the freeway. He’s a phenomenal cook, a great listener and loves world history (with an emphasis on royal dynasties). Some say he’s classy while others think he’s mysterious. Either way, he always smells and looks SEXY. Simmon is probably wearing a grey suit and a black dress shirt, tucked in, no tie, with the top two buttons undone. Simmon is also single, but not for long.
by Say it ain’t so. November 23, 2021
Get the Simmonmug. thats when someone goes past postal and totally freaks the hell out of u by going mental on you. someone u know thats gone totally crazy on you over the past few years.
doing the simmons is what this dictionary definition explains.
by john bublee July 20, 2008
Get the doing the simmonsmug. A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.
Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?
Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?
Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
by achair48 November 21, 2023
Get the Simmons Middle Schoolmug. Very talented British actor hailing from Gravesend, Kent. Mostly known for his role as DC Mickey Webb in ITV cop drama "The Bill".
Chris Simmons is amazingly versatile as an actor, strongest performance to date is probably his sensitive portrayal of a male rape victim in 2003 although his acting is consistantly realistic and believable .
www.thebill.com
www.thebill.com
by Thatkliqkid December 31, 2009
Get the Chris Simmonsmug. by Stemma October 14, 2022
Get the Anna Simmonsmug.