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megan simmons

The best girl in the world you can not forget about her she is good in every way. Perfect good at sports quirky and loves saying YEET
by MLS YEET April 19, 2018
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eric simmons

You are being an eric simmons right know.
by bobdenero February 15, 2018
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Jim Simmons

When you’re getting hot and heavy with a dude, fully clothed, and he cums in his pants.
Ashley totally got Jim Simmonsed last night. What a loser ass clown.
by AKattt October 25, 2019
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April Simmons

Oh, she is just a gorgeous girl! She is so incredibly kind and just a warm-hearted person. She might think less of herself but everyone knows she is beautiful. She is fierce and bold and she tries her best in everything. If you are dating an April Simmons shes a keeper!
Omg is that April Simmons
by poopyfinger11 October 28, 2019
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Chandler simmons

Has a fat badonkadonk everyone’s wants to touch with big bubble fish lips
Hey jaycie want to smack chandler Simmons big dumptruck
by Neiskke March 8, 2021
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matt simmons

matt simmons is a fictional character from criminal minds who is married to ali
matt simmons says mali forever
by graysgublr April 1, 2021
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Simmons

A “Simmons” is a Scrooge-like individual, carrying many qualities that range from the following: being a little bitch, virgin, loud/obnoxious, ugly, and a strong reiteration on the bitch quality. To be called a Simmons is one of the most vial, disgusting, panic inducing, gut wrenching, heart breaking, hate crime a person can commit. Please, soon to be fathers and mothers, Do NOT raise your child into being a Simmons.
“That guy was so weird, what a Simmons!”
Look at that guy! I bet he’s a Simmons for sure”
Hey You! Nice middle part…SIMMONS!”
by JellySplat October 23, 2023
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