Shanked

v. when you are sitting around a bonfire and M. Cohen shoves his cock in your ear.

Yo whats Mike's dick doing in my ear. Oh, I've been shanked.

by Right There.... September 26, 2006

shanked

1.A meaning to mess up.

2. "That sucked!"

You got Five F's on your report card, you just shanked your life.

by Fayt8 February 25, 2005

shanked

verb in sport to be outplayed shanked.shankage can
noun:shankage

In cricket the bowler gets hit for six.
Someone says "you got shanked "

by Aman91 November 15, 2007

you shanked my jangaship

See Homesar and you shanked my jangaship! for a full listing.

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Titanium Shlankle-Dankey

A machine powered by titanium chunks that can turn any matter into toast.

Hey, have you heard of the titanium shlankle-dankey? I heard that it turns anything into toast!

by TheDemon November 28, 2006

shanked

to miss a field goal in american football

scott norwood deserved to die after he shanked that field goal against the giants in super bowl xxv

by jimmmiller December 28, 2005

Shrunked

When you take a dose of psychedelic mushrooms and drink enough to be buzzed, you feel the effects of both and it is amazing

Anthony and his friends went to see Star Wars: The Force Awakens while 'Shrunked'

Anthony made friends with the guy to his left and almost got in an epic fight with the guy in front of him while Shrunked

by Sydonious May 30, 2016