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Shitfaced Monster

Cookie Monster's alter ego every night.
by cracker1234567890 June 10, 2011
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shitlard

Can you help me with building a birdhouse

Naw man I'm playing Xbox

You're a Shitlard
by BrownPat October 28, 2013
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Shitfaithed

When you're so drunk, puking everywhere, you find yourself praying to God to help you survive.
DEAR LAWD JESUS I'm so shitfaithed right now..PLEASE help me!
by CyFi June 7, 2015
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shitarines

When you smash something to pieces on a colossal scale.
I fell off a longboard and scraped my ankle to shitarines!
by Shitarines November 2, 2015
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Shitfaceing

I got drunk and started shitfaceing my friends on Facebook.
by Wreknball November 11, 2016
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ShidFardCumBurp

The act of shitting, farting, ejaculating, and burping all at once
Ok guys, I just ShidFardCumBurp. Very crazy
by Dogn't August 27, 2018
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totally shitfaced

Just passed Russian Drunk but still working on Irish Drunk
Dude, I got totally shitfaced last night and now I can't find my clothes at the bar.

Let me drive you home Tim, you're totally shitfaced.
by TotallyRandomGuy April 15, 2014
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