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Shandi

Shandi’s are loyal and strong, they know there place and are not afraid to put people in their own. They commonly have the mouth of a sailor but can hold themselves in scary situations. Shandi’s are commonly known to put drink everyone at the table and are guaranteed to make you laugh and smile. They give more than they receive and always give good advice even if it’s about the weirdest things. Shandi is a baddie name, it’s uncommon and that’s why it’s the best. Most Shandi’s are known for being introverted and socially awkward. They may seem awkward but that’s just because they need a little warming up to get comfortable with you. Having a shandi in your life is a true blessing. I love shandi with my heart and soul.
Guy1: who’s that awkward chick sitting over there?
Guy2: oh, that’s Shandi
by Woodland wizards June 25, 2021
mugGet the Shandimug.

Shandy

A hand job involving first defecating in the hand and then stimulating the shaft of the penis with that hand.
Hey, Peter, I just had a big meal and am ready to toilet. Fancy a Shandy?
by Coprolite February 2, 2021
mugGet the Shandymug.

Shandy

Ngl she is the most beautiful woman on the whoooole planet.
Sometimes she's anxious about stupid situations but this girl has the kindest heart.
If you have any problem sis, Shandy will help you out. No matter what, she's gonna be there.
- Omg I wish I could be Shandy!
- Ikr! She's the hottest!!
by sziashandy November 21, 2021
mugGet the Shandymug.

Shandy

G5 player, swinging past your knees. scarborough babes are all dolled up hoping to see a shandy.
oh my god, this cunt is a full shandy.
his teeth are immaculate! He has a massive sword and is the 6th best painter I know. can’t wait to sleep with him from every woman in the house
by karrinyup kat March 18, 2022
mugGet the Shandymug.

shandise

Shandise, typically the name the mother creates when the father wants the name “Shandi”. Shandise’s are very intuitive and love to just stay indoors, they’re favorite hobby’s are watching sh*tty shows on tv and begging they’re moms for money like a panhandler on the street. But in the end of the day there really isn’t any one like a Shandise and she’s a good person to have by your side.
Girl A: I’m so bored rn, there’s nothing to do.
Girl B: just go talk to shandise she always has some type of problem going on to entertain other people.
by anonymous August 27, 2022
mugGet the shandisemug.

shandy

“id shandy him”
“same hes hot
by iwouldshandythepeteacher December 15, 2022
mugGet the shandymug.

Big Man Shandy

The act of performing both a gigantic piss and a gigantic shit at the same time.
Sanjit: Hey Bob, you've sure got a spring in your step!

Bob: Well Sanjit, I just had a big man shandy, and I feel terrific!

Sanjit: Dude WTF
by Sir Jacob August 13, 2012
mugGet the Big Man Shandymug.

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