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schrodinger

An Austrian scientist who proposed the modern equations for QED (which would evolve from them QCD) creating more or less the modern atomic model.
Erwin Schrodinger
by Fephisto November 11, 2003
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Schrodinger's Fucker

A person who says something's and depsides if they are fucking around with you based on your reaction.
Schrodinger's Fucker: Your an asshole.
Person: What
Schrodinger's Fucker: I'm just messing with you.
by BobtheCob January 18, 2021
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schroding

When two or more are engaged in sloppy ,violent ,loud ,wet sex.
Those two are keeping up with their schroding.
jane was schroding with bill
by fridge torres June 22, 2009
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Schrödinger's Millionaire

A person with a collection of old mega-lottery tickets that have not been checked to see whether any winnings are associated with the numbers.

Alludes to the "Schrödinger's Cat" thought experiment.
I've got a 2" stack of old Megamillions tickets on my dresser: at this point, I'm just playing Schrödinger's Millionaire.
by ferricoxide May 8, 2010
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Schrodinger's Pokémon

A Pokémon that when caught, Pokémon Go crashes. Leaving the Pokémon to be both caught and uncaught
Pokémon Go Player: I almost caught an Onyx but turns out it was Schrodinger's Pokémon
by g1GGl3z July 22, 2016
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Schrodinger's canon

A new phenomena in Terrible writing, of which is akin to the paradox of Schrodinger's cat. The circumstances for Schrodinger's canon are the following:

An author will make a statement (presumably on their twitter) about their franchise, regarding a character, setting, event or an item that overwrites their previous statements in canon (of which wouldn't be a problem, if it weren't for the fact their franchise had technically ended, with the only new instalments being lore expansions and/or a retcon). These statements are presumably for internet Woke Points.

There are 2 known tiers of Schrodinger's canon so far, these being:
(Tier I) In which a new expansion on lore will soon be released, and the author suddenly has the opportunity to confirm their statement as canon, but chooses not to.

(Tier II) In which the statement can never be regarded as truly canon, due to either the newest instalment taking place before the statement's specimen exists, or that the newest instalment can be considered as not canon at all.
"It's sad to see Harry Potter become a victim of Schrodinger's canon..."
by MagicAcid December 26, 2019
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