two guys 1 screwdriver

a dude puts a screw driver in his dick while another man fucks him from behind and they both yell ohhh baby fuck yeah,then the one with the screwdriver in his penis hole drives it in farther get it drives like screwdriver anyway he floors that shit in their and he cums and his cum sprays in 2 directions

*guy 1:did you see that two guys 1 screwdriver last night
*guy 2:no you gay faggot

by assraper69 December 29, 2015

pittsburgh yellow screwdriver

a term discribing a group sex act where 2 or more males piss on another males engourged penis prior to his insertion into a vaginal cavity that is simultaniously pissing upon insertion to provide maximum lubercation.

at the frat party we had to use the pittsburgh yellow screwdriver to get her going.

by bigevil93 November 7, 2010

Irish screwdriver

A hammer. From an old joke about an Irish labourer talking to his boss.

"How'd you get them screws driven in so fast Paddy?"
"Oi used an 'ammer sir, et were much faster."

"it's not working"

"use an irish screwdriver then"

by Arnold B. Loke January 9, 2014

Go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver

How to say "go fuck yourself" but getting a better reaction out of the person and people around you. Unlike "go fuck yourself" Go fuck yourself with a screwdriver MUST be yelled as loudly as possible, even in a public place, no exceptions. This phrase may be used at any time, even when "go fuck yourself" normally wouldn't be used.

person1: So, I was thinking we could go out today an-
person2: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf

by JerZeyCJ March 2, 2011

put out a forest fire with a screwdriver

Term used to describe a person with excessive acne on their face or other extremities.

Oh man! Her face looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver.

by Cheesester October 24, 2008

Upside Down Reverse Screwdriver Shafty Succ

when you hold her/him upside down as your rotate them while they blow a man's penis

Connor and I just had a great Upside Down Reverse Screwdriver Shafty Succ Session.

by The inventor of the UD.R.S.S.S November 1, 2018

Akhara screwdriver

When AkharaMara climbs on top of Deathroph, sits down on his penis holds onto the fan blades, turns on the fan, and spins on Deathroph's penis

They were doing the Akhara screwdriver in my bedroom.

by BluTheFeralFox February 24, 2021