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Stretched Hole Syndrome

The time after, or during, a large shit. Also used for post buttsex. Generally painful.
(guy taking a shit) "oh god this is gonna leave me with some real stretched hole syndrome!"

(girl gettin it in the butt) "Oh baby you are giving me such bad stretched hole syndrome"
by Scurvy Dan July 7, 2010
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scratchet

Scratchet is a combination of the words "Ratchet" and "scratch". The word originates by means of the leading character role in the popular game franchise "Ratchet and Clank".

Ratchet is a lombax, and being the lombax he is, Ratchet has large, floppy ears. They appear to be yellow with three, brown stripes. More importantly, Ratchet's ears appear to be soft and somewhat of a giddy muse to the touch, much more than the average, furry, game character.

This being the case, it's become an interest of a unsaid number of fanboys to want and scrach Ratchet behind his ears. The idea seems to be somewhat of a childish and immature, yet hight amusing fancy.
school girl giggle"I'd just love to scratchet that Ratchet"/shcool girl giggle
by Ratchet September 9, 2006
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sketched out

Newest slang use of freaked out, scared, upset by something whether disconcerning or not. Used mostly by older people with an attempt to connect with the younger generation. Usually not successful.
Nick - "That car almost just rammed into us!"

Amy - "Yea, I totally sketched out!"
by Kayla D. Brockhoff February 16, 2009
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African Booty Scratcher

A slave that was used to scratch their masters ass, because they were too freaking lazy to scratch their own asses.
John! Go get me one of them African Booty Scratchers because my ass is really itchy.
by slave owner hater April 13, 2008
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Stretched Denim

When a girl is wearing a pair of pants that are obviously a size too big. Spotting them is quite easy. if their butt cheeks do not fill the capacity of the jean, that is some stretched denim
"I'm Angry!"

"Why?"

"That girl could have a nice looking behind but she's wearing some Stretched Denim."
by trixisforkids3 January 15, 2018
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Scrutched

When someone sneaks up on you and yanks your nuts and slams you on the ground
Dude, I got scrutched so damn hard my balls started bleeding!
by ayyy lamo July 2, 2018
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StretchedMC

A minecraft player who cheats all the time, he will always find a way to cheat.
He is such a StretchedMC
by ONEISONLPOGGERS March 29, 2022
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