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Jake Shaffer

A meanie butthole who will try to control your life and act "depressed" and has sex with fat red heads. Do not date a jake ladies or gentlemen
OMG! He is such a jake shaffer! Don't trust him.
by Lindyt33 November 16, 2018
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sheffer

Damn that must be a sheffer the way he went down after that hit
by WagMastersgi gerking September 27, 2013
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Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder

Discovery by Tyrone Cadillac Hiffman, Ghd and Winky Shaffer Ghd

Category - Mood Disorder

Etiology - Research has shown a strong biological component for this disorder, with environmental factors playing a role in the exacerbation of symptoms.

Symptoms - Eye lid discomfort, crying, bags under eyes, anal itching and leakage, ear canal blockage and leaking.

Treatment - high quality cannibus, good sex, reality checks, running away, going postal.

Prognosis- For more severe cases, prognosis is poor in terms of ’curing’ the illness, as most people need to remain on medication for their entire lives. The manic episodes may slow down as a result of the natural aging process. With treatment, the illness can be kept at a minimum level, with some people not experiencing any overt symptoms for months and even years.
1. you have heard to much BS this week and start having symptoms of Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder
2. someone is lying in your face and you already know causes Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder
3. a friend goes on vacation before they pay you back.
4. a significant other is posted on a sex offender website.
by allforone23 July 15, 2010
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Schieffered

With nothing to lose, utter a world class stupid comment, that everyone in the Free World already knew!

Mr. Schieffer retired for broadcast journalism on 5/31/2015
Schieffered

CBS' Bob Schieffer told Howard Kertz on Fox News' 5/31/2015 ".. that perhaps reporters in the media "we're not skeptical enough" of President Barack Obama" as a presidential candidate in 2008.." "..that the whole political world was struck by the sudden rise of the senator from Illinois."
by LeeJs June 3, 2015
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schaffernoth

Oh shit they schaffernoth again!?!
by Ash. May 3, 2018
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Schweffer

Somewhere between a relentless flirt and a pervert.
He can't help himself, as soon as he sees a group of women he's straight over there. Such a schweffer.
by TheHotsteppa June 8, 2018
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Shaeffer

Used to determine which person in a group of people farted
-Someone hears or smells a fart….(group of 3)
Person 1: “shaeffer”
Person 2 : “shaeffer”
Person 3: “shaeffer “
Means: person 3 farted
by Quila8 September 13, 2021
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