During heterosexual intercourse, the male penis enters the anal cavity, the oral cavity, and vagina, in that order and all in under 1 minute.
Kenny: "Things got wild last night"
Matt: "What happened?"
Kenny: "Well, I took her back to my place and we had a triple salami on my video game chair"
Matt: "A triple salami!? Jeepers Creepers!"
Kenny: I know! I can't believe I did it in less than a minute. I started stomping around chanting "Triple Salami" with my fist in the air. I didn't even finish having sex after that.
Matt: Do you think you'll see her again?
Kenny: I hope so. She likes what I like.
Matt: "What happened?"
Kenny: "Well, I took her back to my place and we had a triple salami on my video game chair"
Matt: "A triple salami!? Jeepers Creepers!"
Kenny: I know! I can't believe I did it in less than a minute. I started stomping around chanting "Triple Salami" with my fist in the air. I didn't even finish having sex after that.
Matt: Do you think you'll see her again?
Kenny: I hope so. She likes what I like.
by Alfalfa Male July 30, 2011
by oledad27 January 16, 2017
It's one of the many spinoffs of the word baba, such as babasita, baba pastrami and of course this one, baba salami.
Baba salamis are needed in everyone's lives. Baba salamis bring a smile to your face in a matter of seconds and they're some of the sweetest and most trustworthy people you'll ever meet. I love my baba salami with all of my soul and I hope she never runs away
Baba salamis are needed in everyone's lives. Baba salamis bring a smile to your face in a matter of seconds and they're some of the sweetest and most trustworthy people you'll ever meet. I love my baba salami with all of my soul and I hope she never runs away
by sad madi hourrrrsss April 15, 2020
by Stevie Wonderbread December 13, 2016
by Artie D. April 20, 2006
The process of searching or deciding on which salami you like the best. Done by visiting meat shops and deli's where ever possible.
by dfathers November 16, 2007
by the gentleman thief January 23, 2010