"Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!" is what I told my Mom when she caught me and a friend jacking off together!
by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021

Man: Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge HHHhahaha oh look there's one
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by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021

kraft mac n cheese sucks and is not real macaroni and cheese yet sometimes you have to just do what you don’t want to; hence, sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese
person a: i wanna go to the game but my mom is making me watch my brother.
person b: sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese bro.
person b: sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese bro.
by ndjsikslsosudhbdd May 31, 2018

by aabcshsdjekaeka October 22, 2020

When you wonder something but forget what you’re talking about.
1. Sometimes I wonder if you’re here
2. Sometimes I wonder if I made the right decision.
3. Sometimes I wonder if I was worth it.
4. Sometimes I wonder if I could do it all along
5. Sometimes I wonder how long I am going to be able to put up with you
6. Sometimes I wonder what happened to the hikers who asked me for directions.
1. Sometimes I wonder if you’re here
2. Sometimes I wonder if I made the right decision.
3. Sometimes I wonder if I was worth it.
4. Sometimes I wonder if I could do it all along
5. Sometimes I wonder how long I am going to be able to put up with you
6. Sometimes I wonder what happened to the hikers who asked me for directions.
Sometimes I wonder if… what was I saying? Oh yeah. If Ohio skibidi toenails mixed with the grimace shake is fanum tax.
by Slay Every Day Queenz October 16, 2023

February 17 is national Sometimes Day. This celebrates all the things that you only do sometimes. It’s a day to indulge and do things you wouldn’t normally do
Person 1: “hey do you wanna go out for a drink?”
Person 2: “no I only do that sometimes”
Person 1: “well it is the 17th…”
Person 2: “oh yeah it is sometimes day”
Person 2: “no I only do that sometimes”
Person 1: “well it is the 17th…”
Person 2: “oh yeah it is sometimes day”
by Ace McNasty February 1, 2024
