by XenoInReno January 4, 2022
Get the Strut in my Rut mug.A condition in which a man is so unreasonably horny that he stumbles around with a perpetual erection harder than glass while thrusting his hips into the air knocking things off of shelves and grunting like a confused pony
The rutting man has dulled senses, is almost blind, has remarkably impaired intelligence, judgment, verbal skills, and motor function all of which he is only able to employ in the most rudimentary ways to track and engage women, or a specific woman.
A man who is rutting with a specific woman as his chosen muse, can be said to be “rutting for” her. This can happen at any time he thinks of her, regardless of her proximity or his likelihood of success.
The rutting man often appears to simply walk like a zombie in a straight line in the direction of a woman, regardless of distance, and generally stops to thrust his erection against any obstacles he collides with. Much like early NPC’s tracking a character across a map.
The rutting man has dulled senses, is almost blind, has remarkably impaired intelligence, judgment, verbal skills, and motor function all of which he is only able to employ in the most rudimentary ways to track and engage women, or a specific woman.
A man who is rutting with a specific woman as his chosen muse, can be said to be “rutting for” her. This can happen at any time he thinks of her, regardless of her proximity or his likelihood of success.
The rutting man often appears to simply walk like a zombie in a straight line in the direction of a woman, regardless of distance, and generally stops to thrust his erection against any obstacles he collides with. Much like early NPC’s tracking a character across a map.
Kevin was rutting around my house over Charlotte earlier; he broke a bunch of my dishes and left a mystery trail everywhere he went, so we locked him in the closet. That’s why you hear that thumping noise on my closet door.
by NerdyMcBeardFace April 10, 2025
Get the Rutting mug.She’s very guarded yet has one of the biggest hearts you’ll ever meet. It will take some time to get past her walls but it’ll be worth it. She’s patient, kind, understanding, loyal, and super loving. Her relationship with her sisters and her mom is a shining point of her character but her friends are a super close second. She has her insecurities but never lets them take away from her confidence. She loves to do her own things and doesn’t like to be commanded but if she loves you your words will have a little weight. She loves to dance. She loves to eat. She loves to dance while she eats almost as much as she loves randomly doing her makeup or randomly singing aloud. Rut is a girl that no matter what you go through it’ll be hard to get her off your mind and off your heart so don’t mess up cause she doesn’t give too many chances.
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