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by lily112281 September 20, 2020
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Rutting

A condition in which a man is so unreasonably horny that he stumbles around with a perpetual erection harder than glass while thrusting his hips into the air knocking things off of shelves and grunting like a confused pony

The rutting man has dulled senses, is almost blind, has remarkably impaired intelligence, judgment, verbal skills, and motor function all of which he is only able to employ in the most rudimentary ways to track and engage women, or a specific woman.

A man who is rutting with a specific woman as his chosen muse, can be said to be “rutting for” her. This can happen at any time he thinks of her, regardless of her proximity or his likelihood of success.

The rutting man often appears to simply walk like a zombie in a straight line in the direction of a woman, regardless of distance, and generally stops to thrust his erection against any obstacles he collides with. Much like early NPC’s tracking a character across a map.
Kevin was rutting around my house over Charlotte earlier; he broke a bunch of my dishes and left a mystery trail everywhere he went, so we locked him in the closet. That’s why you hear that thumping noise on my closet door.
by NerdyMcBeardFace April 10, 2025
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rutted

To be/feel STUCK STUCK in a deep, depression-like state of mind. Not doing anything AND not doing anything about it. No motivation. No urge.

Feeling content with doing NOTHING and not being ok with it but still not doing a damn thing to change shit!
.... fkn rutted
by CRaZiWoRLD October 20, 2023
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Strut in my Rut

To Copulate with a hole, most likely an asshole, of a man. Ergo, man on man. Boar.
Hey dude, you're kinda hot
Thanks man
this crystal meth is dope
wanna strut in my rut
BOAR
by XenoInReno January 4, 2022
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RUT IN THE BUTT

So people may say to you, " YOU ARE IN A RUT" BUTT you can say , we all have a RUT IN THE BUTT.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 2, 2021
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