Roasted in a Beret

The act of having someone call you out for something or other whilst unrelatedly having put a lot of effort into your outfit/makeup/hair that day and feeling double the shame because of it.
Person 1: Oh, you look cute today!
Person 2: Yeah, but I came in late to class and my professor called me out for it, so I felt like I got roasted in a beret.
by themothman1966 March 25, 2019
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Roast beast

Creature known from the Dr. Seuss story "How the Grinch stole Christmas", where it's purpose is pretty much the same as the (poor) Christmas turkey - to be eaten.

In the motion-picture by Ron Howard and with Jim Carrey as the Grinch, it seems to have eight legs.
And he... ...HE HIMSELF...! The Grinch carved the roast beast!
by snoophoggyhogg August 05, 2008
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roasted and toasted

A remark one can say after roasting someone and the individual roasted has no more comebacks.
The squad leader let down some serious roasts! That guy was roasted and toasted!
by Treecko666 December 19, 2015
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Roasting Chestnut

A holiday sex move, when dirty hot sex has been going on for a long period of time, raising the body temperature of the man in turn raising his semen temperature. He nuts on the womans chest, thus a roasting chestnut.
Tim: Hey Dale what are you doing christmas day?

Dale: Visiting my in-laws at 5 which will lead to a roasting chestnut with my wife in her parents bed.

Tim: :/
by brandon2k9 December 03, 2009
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Boom Roasted

Similar to the usage of "Burn", Boom Roasted is said after an insult or "dis"s for emphasis. Coined during the Season 5 episode of The Office titled, "Stress Relief".
"Sami, i heard you're so white you got buried in the snow on tuesday and no one noticed....

BOOM ROASTED"
by Samona Dahraj February 09, 2009
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spit roast

Verb: to spit roast. A sexual activity involving 3 people, two active males and one passive (male or female). Man 1 pentrates person 2 from the rear (anal or vaginal) while he/she sucks the penis of person 3.

Noun: The act off...
Verb: Would you like to spit roast me?

Noun: Last night, I had a spit roast
by Dick The Buttock Scruttock February 14, 2003
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Split-roast

A mishearing of the term spit-roast, which refers to both a method of cooking food (on a spit), and a sexual position where a woman or a man is penetrated orally and vaginally/anally, reminiscent of the cooking method.
I'm going to split-roast a pig and then your mother.
by jcvamp December 14, 2019
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