A corn haulin', stump holin', hog callin', beer swillin', pick-up truck drivin', hay stompin', pole rollin', tobacco chewin', loud mouthin', belly hangin', dawg smellin', slack jawin' nascar lovin', fat bitch fuckin' Redneck.
Hoss is a Redneck.
by Anonymous September 24, 2003
If any of these describe you, you're a redneck!
Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass.
The primary color of your car is "bondo".
You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.
Your brother-in-law is your uncle.
You've ever financed a tattoo.
You go to your family reunion to meet women.
Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.
You go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.
You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass.
The primary color of your car is "bondo".
You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.
Your brother-in-law is your uncle.
You've ever financed a tattoo.
You go to your family reunion to meet women.
Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.
You go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.
You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
by sonnie_gabie February 27, 2011
by LINDAR May 29, 2006
Comes from farmers who work in the sun and get a "red-neck". Also belived by most northerners that they do not know the difference between a hole in the floor and the hole in their ass
by anomonus January 12, 2005
* Noun; one who is from the country, and who wants to keep it country. Oh, and you sure as hell ain't no redneck if you don't support the Rebel cause in the Civil War. Yes, some rednecks are white trash, but these rednecks are the smart ones, because they improvise with what they have. For instance, if they don't have a lot of money, and they want a pool, they steal one. Or, they get a looooot of duct tape and make a big ass circle with it.
Fred: Hey man, do you wanna go ter the fishin club ternite or tomorry, caws me and Georgina was gonna do sumfin ternite an I figgered I better clear all at up witch chu for I made plans wi' her.
Leon: Naw... at's fine. What chu and 'da little lady gots planned fer ternite?
Fred: We're gonna git her mustache shaved! It hadn't been dun in a while.
Leon: Oh...my wife got hers shave yesterdee! How bout dat!
*Jeff Foxworthy
*Larry the Cable Guy
*Bill Engvall
*Ron White
****These guys are from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, but that term doesn't really fit in with the term redneck. I suppose they were being sarcastic...hmmm...
Leon: Naw... at's fine. What chu and 'da little lady gots planned fer ternite?
Fred: We're gonna git her mustache shaved! It hadn't been dun in a while.
Leon: Oh...my wife got hers shave yesterdee! How bout dat!
*Jeff Foxworthy
*Larry the Cable Guy
*Bill Engvall
*Ron White
****These guys are from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, but that term doesn't really fit in with the term redneck. I suppose they were being sarcastic...hmmm...
by Southern Belle: git r dun! June 23, 2006
One who lives in Colorado, owns a ford heavy duty truck, has a (mullet), and thinks that the south will rise again.
A redneck bumper sticker, "Lets nuke those Iraqie bastards to hell, none of this democratic shit..."
by Rob Morgan June 24, 2004
White Wetbacks still working in the fields in the south and still pissed off that black people they bought were freed from the north and are becoming millionaires.
see northern rednecks denny
see northern rednecks denny
Damn Jimbob your redder than an injun.. yukyukyuk.
Redneck:hay jimbob! I got promoted and being transferred up north.
Jimbob: where ya working at?
Redneck:at Denny's!
Redneck:hay jimbob! I got promoted and being transferred up north.
Jimbob: where ya working at?
Redneck:at Denny's!
by 1:30pm May 10, 2003